"Man gets probation in wrong-car defecation," and with a name like Austin Horries Purifoy coupled with the fact that the fecal assailant is joining the U.S. Army, I just had to pass this silly-human-tricks story on to you, dear readers.
I especially liked this comes-the-dawn bright boy of the week moment:
"This is your car?" Purifoy said before bolting the scene, according to documents filed in court. "I thought this was Desiree's car."
Presumably the Army will give the boy some lessons in target identification. Pity the poor drill sergeant. Pity Austin Horries Purifoy. Pity the taxpayers.
I'm reminded of the scene in the Flight of the Intruder when Grafton and Cole are confronted by another officer who informs them:
"The phantom shitter left a note and said tonight he was going to piss. That doubles his strike capabilities. Be on the lookout."
Apparently this guy needs to work on the phantom part.
Obviously Officer Material.
Little Lord Purifoy, heir to the throne...
just couldn't resist - Ha Ha
Our best and brightest...............................................???
What the judge did´t catch was the part about,
He did´t want his girlfriend to catch him smoking, but it was alright to shit in what he thought was her car?
What I would like to know is what the f#ck was he SMOKIN!
And oh yea that Drill Sergent is gonna have some fun with this one.
And my mom worried about me pickin my nose, shheeeessh.
Tip o the hat to ya Mike.
Nope....bonehead will never ship to BCT. He's got charges now and Army won't put him on AD. Now, perhaps the Marines....
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