Friday, July 8, 2011
This just in: Eric Holder is in Florida to watch the last space shuttle launch, or help Tampa shred its documents, or initiate Project Moonwalker.
Launch of the last space shuttle. Was Eric Holder aboard?
My spies (actually, Waldo's cousin Frodo) tell me that Eric Holder is in Florida this morning, ostensibly to watch the last space shuttle launch. This has occasioned much mirth among ATF street agents and Gunwalker Scandal aficionados.
Said one: "That's just a cover story. He's really there to help (Tampa SAC) O'Brien cover-up the Honduras connection."
Agreeing, another offered, "Maybe he's there to help O'Brien run the shredders. There's not too many people they can trust with that job."
Yet another disagreed. "No, he's going to hop the shuttle and hide out at the space station along with three suitcases of Gunwalker documents. Obama has promised him a pardon if he'll just hang out up there until after his re-election."
When told of this on his radio show this morning, David Codrea immediately dubbed it "Project Moonwalker."