Tuesday, March 2, 2010

The conflationist beat goes on . . . "The military wing of the Tea Party movement." Well, well, here we are at "Mother Jones"

The conflationist lies keep coming.

The lying mothers at Mother Jones describe us as "the military wing of the Tea Party movement." and say:

The Three Percenter movement, led by Oath Keeper Mike Vanderboegh and named for the 3 percent of colonists said to have raised arms against the British, vows to reject any new gun laws: "We are the people that the collectivists who now control the government should leave alone if they wish to continue unfettered oxygen consumption," notes Vanderboegh's perversely humorous blog, the Sipsey Street Irregulars. "We are the Three Percent. Attempt to further oppress us at your peril. To put it bluntly, leave us the hell alone."

To which I responded:

Hey, collectivist morons . . .

Submitted by Mike Vanderboegh on Tue Mar. 2, 2010 2:22 PM PST.

I have nothing to do with the shill website ThreePercenter.org that you've linked to. It's a fake, a fraud, an excuse to attract converts and money, for what I have no idea. If you are looking for an actual Three Percenter website, at the moment there is only sipseystreetirregulars.blogspot.com.

That said, to call us the "military wing of the Tea Party movement" is the same as calling "MS-13, the military wing of MALDEF" or "Earth Liberation Front, the military wing of Al Gore." It is conflationist bullshit in the same vein as the Southern Preposterous Lie Center,

Not that you can be expected to be intellectually honest enough to acknowledge the difference. You are after all collectivists, and hence liars by trade, avocation and religious belief.

Mike Vanderboegh

Only one other question I have, Irregulars:

Am I REALLY "perversely humorous?"



thedweeze said...

Naw, you're plain-old regular humorous.

Barak Schmuck said...

"Perversely humorous"?

Put it this way - the late Jeffrey Dahlmer listed you as the person he would most like to take out for a bite of Chinese;
Barney Frank finds your humor too deep but likes to look at a poster of you that was made up from a Feebie surveillance photo, which has been photoshopped to include a skimpy mink 'posing strap';
Al Gore has to channel the spirit of Forest Gump to grasp the complexity of your truth and logic.

jon said...

perverse? shucks, naw.

mother jones is small peanuts. here's mother jones' daily reach compared to politico. lewrockwell.com has also recently passed them (thanks, obama!) and is steadily gaining. the fact that they're reaching out to touch you suggests some social networking with SPLC, or, they know they're a sinking ship and need to get moonbats fired up about something (good luck with that).

Anonymous said...

Am I REALLY "perversely humorous?"

No. You are wickedly funny. Does that sound better?


Snaggle-Tooth Jones said...

"Perversely humorous?"

Yes. More or less. Yes, I'd say so, as a rule.

And don't you ever stop being perversely humorous. In so doing, you'll not only keep us entertained (in addition to keeping us informed), but you'll provide the young, quarter-educated and generally clueless writers over at Mother Jones a standard toward which they can aspire.

Ahab said...

Are you "perversely humorous?" Depends upon one's definition of humorous, or even of perverse, just like it depends upon what the definition of "is" is.

I am amazed that you actually publish the drivel these idiot spout. They just don't get it, and never will.

Unknown said...

I've always been a fan of perverse humor. Which reminds me, just saw a teaser for the WVTM story, you sure do look pretty on the TV.

sourmashed said...

while your humor may be perverse, the ideas you propound are serious and imho require serious reflection thanks again for what you do

Anonymous said...

Yes, and please don't stop.


drjim said...

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Anonymous said...

Humorous yes. perversely no...

See Definition of perversely from http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/perversely

Main Entry: per·verse
Pronunciation: \(ˌ)pər-ˈvərs, ˈpər-ˌ\
Function: adjective
Etymology: Middle English, from Anglo-French purvers, pervers, from Latin perversus, from past participle of pervertere
Date: 14th century
1 a : turned away from what is right or good : corrupt b : improper, incorrect c : contrary to the evidence or the direction of the judge on a point of law
2 a : obstinate in opposing what is right, reasonable, or accepted : wrongheaded b : arising from or indicative of stubbornness or obstinacy
3 : marked by peevishness or petulance : cranky
4 : marked by perversion : perverted

synonyms see contrary

— per·verse·ly adverb

— per·verse·ness noun

— per·ver·si·ty \pər-ˈvər-sə-tē, -stē\ noun

Anonymous said...

don't see anything inherently "perversely humorous" about being a three percenter. maybe there's a dab of irony in that the second revolution will be fought by, suffered by, bled by and won by the same three percent that fought the first revolution. humor as in blowing up a barracks with a misting from a crop duster full of explosive fuel? it's only funny till somebody gets hurt...then it's hilarious. maybe mother jones doesn't understand the difference between using the entire chicken as opposed to just the feathers....

Anonymous said...

"Perversely humorous?"
damn straight, Skippy!
And I love it!
Now, what does that say about ME!

B Woodman

Tvarisch said...

The real question is would you rather be thought of as perversely humorous, or humorously perverse?

parabarbarian said...

I do find some of your commentary humorous when I think you didn't intend it so. That make you unintentionally humorous. Maybe the anonymous author at Mother Jones cannot tell the difference.

Warthog said...

And don't change a damn thing Mike.

Anonymous said...

Humorous on occassion but most of the content hear is deadly serious. There is no humor when it comes to oaths, duties, honor, justice, 3% resisting tyranny, etc.

pdxr13 said...

That 3%er-dot-org site feels like it's run by someone who likes their cubicle too much. I'll keep watching the P-H topics/commentary over here.

Mayberry said...

Perverse? Hell no! Humorous? Sometimes! Whatever, just keep doin' what yer doin'. Don't stop, don't change...

Newbius said...




Only to the Statists...

Jeffrey Quick said...

Yes, you're perversely humorous. Take the compliment and run.

@jon: it isn't Obama that LRC needs to thank, it's the faux libertarians and Establishment Republicans who can't quit bashing Ron Paul and drive any sane individual to the relative safe harbo rof LRC

pdxr13 said...


Were you ever a GI/Cop/firefighter? If not, you can't be a card-carrying Oath Keeper. Fellow-traveler and well-wisher, sure, but not a dues-paying member.

Too bad they can't get some of their facts straight by READING Sipsey Street Irregulars for 30 minutes.

If someone told me that there was "an official threepercenter office" somewhere, I know it was a trap. Unorganized militia is that way to keep it out of mischief and keep the men at home with their families. Some of us are even posterchildren for the "disorganized militia", an even more harmless variation who knows that he has everything but can't seem to find it in time for the event.


Brock Townsend said...

Am I REALLY "perversely humorous?"

I took it as a compliment.

rexxhead said...

tensmiths says "it's only funny till somebody gets hurt...then it's hilarious"

Too true!

As for pdxr13's "disorganized militia", I could be their poster-child...

Anonymous said...

I suppose it would just depend on what side of the "pond" you are on. I am sure the British thought the "rebels" to be perverse in all manner of ways.

Good humor always has the element of truth to it. Is it any wonder that they find it "perverse"?

Anonymous said...

Mike good stuff as always.!!
The internal serpent sleeps with eyes wide, subtle but no less responsive to only those who paint it another color. Paint it what ever color you feel comfortable with and try your best to identify it, until you piss it off and it rips your balls off clean then and only then do you question your own stereotypical judgement to a plateau you have never seen.
There is a more intellectual and eloquent way to describe this scenario butt so many feel a disproportionate security by identifying a particular substance and not it's origin.

And get a better inet conn, lol!!

Anonymous said...

Well, Mike, They might have a point. You do listen to Firesign theatre after all!.......Mthead

Anonymous said...

I would say, "biting, tell-it-like-it-is" humorous.

But "perverse"??


Anonymous said...

Deliciously, delightfully and divinely humorous.


Happy D said...

You almost killed me with laughter once!
Why do you think I chose to call myself HAPPY! D? You inspire.

Doesn't this Three Percenter thing Predate the tea parties by at least two years?

MamaLiberty said...

Mike, I laugh each time I read your writing... except, of course, for the times I must weep. Sometimes we must laugh through our tears.

Don't let the bastards wear you down. :)

Perversity is in the eyes of the beholder.

Unknown said...

Yes. And that's why we love you.