Wednesday, January 1, 2014

A new year's gift of original poetry from the Buckeye State.

I have an ill-kept secret
I readily admit
I’m just a Booger Picker,
And I’m duly proud of it.
I don’t collect and mount them
Or anything “like THAT !”
Just quietly dispose of them
Each time I pet the cat.
The social disfavor, this behavior did acquire,
is offset by the unobstructed nasal passage
It provides when I inspire. -- Charles Cerney

(I particularly liked the part about the cat.)

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I just place them in the African Violet's plant pot, and it has blossomed better than ever. Why waste good nutrients?