"Well, it's rather brutal here. Right now we are advising all our clients to put everything they've got into canned food and shotguns." -- Brain Gremlin, Gremlins 2.
China censoring Black Monday on country’s biggest search engine, Baidu, stopping citizens looking for information about financial chaos.
Personally, I have most of my retirement assets in finished brass and copper jacketed lead. Oh, and a little steel core for the raid party.