Sunday, October 30, 2011

A Halloween Card to the corrupt leadership of the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives & a personal postscript to Billy "90%" Hoover.

You say you're not scared of goblins and witches . . .



Nor curious congressmen with subpoena itches . . .



You say you're not frightened of the living dead . . .



But what of those who live rent-free in your head?


"BOO!"


(Scared the shit outta ya, didn't we?)

A personal postscript from Mike Vanderboegh to Billy "90 Percent" Hoover:

Billy, no matter how hard you beat your skull with your fists, we're still there, ain't we? Quit fighting the inevitable and go roll to the committee. They might even make you an immunity deal. Maybe they can even extend it to your misconduct in the U.S. vs. Clark case. At the very least, your head won't hurt so much. And your conscience, if you have one, will rest easier.

5 comments:

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great stuff. :)

Anonymous said...

You have to love this guy. With everything he has going on, keeping his head from exploding escapes me. Yet he has never lost his sense of humor. For me, this post it is a great laugh, for others, I am sure it scares the crap out of them.
Keep up the great work Mike, you have great support and thanks from us Constitutionalists.

BOO!...You crack me up...

Longbow said...

Hoover is thinking, "Conscience? What the fuck is he talking about?"

Mark Matis said...

Conscience? You're talking about Bill Hover and you use the term "conscience"???

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ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

For such a short and simple tome, this bespeaks volumes on your genius. Love it!!

B Woodman
III-per