Saturday, August 20, 2011

ET's gonna get yo momma. OK, first I want you to know I am NOT making this stuff up.

New Study: Aliens Could Attack to Stop Global Warming.

"Aliens, worried we might inflict the damage done to our own planet on others, might 'seek to preemptively destroy our civilization in order to protect other civilizations from us.'"

Of course. I feel the same way about Hollywood.


Dennis308 said...

"They speculate that extraterrestrial environmentalists could be so appalled by our planet-polluting ways that they view us as a threat to the intergalactic ecosystem and decide to destroy us."

Just like the Eviro-mental-ists here on earth.


Anonymous said...

It is not global warming that would worry ' ET', it is our culture. Our culture is displayed on the news every day and shows just how good we are killing each other. Does anyone really think they would want to talk to us?

Anonymous said...

Did someone mention Hollywood?

"The Day the Earth Stood Still" -- 1951, Michael Rennie, Patricia Neal, Hugh Marlowe

"The Day the Earth Stood Still" -- 2008, Keanu Reeves, Jennifer Connelly, Kathy Bates

Nothing new here, Folks. Move along please.

P.S. If you happen to come upon a large silver android with one glowing eye, don't forget the magic words: "Klaatu barada nikto".

Anonymous said...

There used to this thing called an asylum for folks like this. Now they get an "education" to PhD level and civil service employment all at our expense, instead of scraping by writing dime-store sci-fi novels.


Anonymous said...

Rev. 12:9....."And the great dragon was thrown DOWN, that ancient serpent, who is called the Devil and Satan, the deceiver of the whole world-he was thrown DOWN to the earth, and his angels were thrown DOWN with him."

Preceding verses tell us HaSatan is thrown out of heaven by the archangel Michael. He is cast down to earth.

I believe there will soon be a coming "invasion" from above. This could happen as soon as the next few years. Men will at first think it "alien" but the aliens (really the fallen ones of HaSatan) will inform the people that in fact, they seeded us on this planet and that they are mighty ones of the one true God, HaSatan....of course his name will be something else....something far more palatable to the "elect", who will be deceived.

These fallen angels will then institute a one world government, a one world religion and, at least at the outset, promise peace and prosperity through their sharing of technology and knowledge of physics and the laws of the universe.

Strong delusion is coming....replete with "all power and with lying signs and wonders" awake and watchful. The first coming from above is NOT the one true God (YHVH) or his Son (Yeshua) even if one of the deceivers claims to be Yeshua Son of Mary.

Scott J said...

This is yet another item in the bloated body of evidence that we will never be able to reason with the other side.

To repeat Alvie's warning: They are coming.

W W Woodward said...

From a comment by Foxfire22: "Aliens really see liberals as a food sources, but they haven't been able to keep from puking them up, but they're working on it."

This comment reminded me of the fat alligator/skinny alligator story.


Chef said...

Do you think .223 rounds will kill them? I hope they're not the dreaded "Grays". Aren't those the real mean ones?

Anonymous said...

Your tax dollars at work.
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