Friday, August 19, 2011

Embracing the horror.


"I’m supersizing to be the world’s fattest woman."

Embrace the horror.


idahobob said...

Oh, man! That is not the pic that I would choose to view, just after breakfast and a pot of coffee!

Just gag me.


Kurt '45superman' Hofmann said...

"Embracing" it?

That would take some mighty long arms!

Eric said...

Her poor kids
Did you see the looks on their faces?

MamaLiberty said...

The real horror is that she's doing it to herself deliberately.

Just take that thought a step farther and see that is exactly what is happening in those who think more of what government has done to destroy our economy and freedom is the answer to restoring it.

GaryM said...

She's HOT! I mean under all that fat she's got to be hot, right?

MechaRogers said...

Well, I was going to sit down to a nice (for me) lunch of pot roast stew and a Dr Pepper. Not anymore.

Thanks, dick.


Anonymous said...

Denninger weighs in:

This Is What We've Created

You want to know what we've created with our entitlement culture? Try this.

Obese model Susanne Eman is saying 'Supersize Me' for real - in her bid to become the fattest woman ever.

The 52-stone bombshell aims to reach a whopping 115 stone, or 1,600lb, by guzzling at least 20,000 calories a day.

Susanne, 32, from Arizona, USA, hopes to pass the half-way milestone of 57 stones by the end of the year.

Uh huh. Ok, two questions:

How's she paying for the 20,000 calories a day?

Who's going to pay for the health care costs that will inevitably result from this?

That's easy: You and I are.

The unemployed mother - who cannot work because of her weight - claims she stays active by doing simple exercises and having regular health checks.

So this lifestyle choice - a conscious and intentional decision - is one that we, the people of this nation, are forced to subsidize not only when it comes to the inevitable health consequences that will result but even to the level of paying for the food itself to create the condition!

Dr Flite said Susanne's medical checks showed no current problems, adding: ‘She's capable of making her own decisions. I don't see any psychiatric problems or anything else wrong.’

Yes, you're capable of making your own decisions. That's not the question.

The question is whether you have the right to send the bill for those decisions to everyone else in this country.

Until we have that conversation and many like it this sort of outrageous theft from all of us will continue to bankrupt the nation.

BrianF said...

not sure whether standing behind her would be cover or concealment.

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Anonymous said...

No wonder the Mohammedans hate us!

Rider said...

Mike! Have you somehow lost it?

CrankyYankee said...

Your hard earned Tax dollars at work, aren't you proud.

Just another example of a Devolving society.

Dedicated_Dad said...

Different wrinkle every night!

This is your tax dollars at work here, people!

Aren't you PROUD to help this woman live her dream?!

And just think: every pound she gains INCREASES the cost of medical care which we get to pay for too ¡!

HOLY CRAP! WV = ingsocmf -as in "IngSoc, mother f........

Anonymous said...

This woman is SICK. The has a little girl who she forces to help her supersize up. She makes money by charging subscribers who want to watch her eat. If this woman is on ANY government assistance programs that would be a travesty. She is abusing her child.

Anonymous said...

"The first rule of Zombieland: Cardio. When the zombie outbreak first hit, the first to go, for obvious reasons... were the fatties."

Bad Cyborg said...

I love plump women. Been married to one that my dad described after meeting her as "A cute, fat little girl" (for the record she was most definitely NOT "fat" at that time). Always figured there was just more to love and pretty sure everybody's heard the old saw about "the softer the cushion . . . "


When they start looking like the Michelin Man's sister or like they're wearing sweats stuffed with wads of cotton, I draw the line. That girl is WWWWAAAAAAYYYYYYY too heavy - for me at least.

However, I understand that some guys would consider her incredibly sexy. Different strokes, eh?

For the record, Dutchman, what prompted you to post this little gem? Hmmmm? Inquiring minds want to know.

Anonymous said...

I read this story yesterday. My question is this: She is "disabled" due to being too fat to work, so where is she getting the money to slurp down 20K calories a day?


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Maddawg308 said...

Go ahead, bulk up Jabba. What you don't realize is the fatter you get the better a chance your heart will fail.

I just heard she's 1/4 Cherokee. That's not her heritage, she actually ate an Indian.

Anonymous said...

You owe me a new keyboard !

Sedition said...

Add a new pair of fruit of the loom boxers to the list...I think I just shit myself in fear.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for pulling that one Mike-


Anonymous said...

No need to worry about her costing us much in health care. She's not likely to have much of a lifespan with all that weight and dietary fat.

J. Croft said...

So when she hits the beach do they have a supertanker port reserved for her?

Wait unitl the collapse, they'll have a feast out of her!

Cederq said...

Mike, you are catching hell today, I thought it was great to break the tension as of late, kinda a light-hearted rump (pun-intended)
I fell off of my chair laughing at this. Keep finding them to startle us out of our collective funk...

SD Bob

Col Bat Guano said...

Dedicated dad said,

"Different wrinkle every night!."

BLECH!!! (splatter!). Was that a reaalllyyy, reaalllyyy gross sexual reference??

Mark Matis said...

So now, Mike, you're supporting Moochelle's dietary campaign by putting your readers off eating for the next several days? When did YOU go over to the dark side?

DC Wright said...

BrianF, it would be DEADLY to stand behind her in either of two likely happenings: she farts and the green cloud suffocates you; or her knees give way and she collapses on you. Either way, YOU are dead. You'd be BOTH covered AND concealed by her in either situation, however!

Grog said...

Mike, I'll send the bill for my new eyeglasses to you, since I need tri-focals now. lol, kidding.

Seriously, though, what's wrong with her brain since she's doing this to herself and her family????????


bondmen said...

Well no one can any longer say with conviction and facts to back them, that Mike is not responsive to his readers! Yes she upset my balance and afflicted my disposition too but I quickly recovered by relishing the thought of where her soft spots might appear when rolled in potato flower.

Bob@thenest said...

One hell of a lot of ballistic gel with a head.

WV: oveness

Anonymous said...

You win dude. Thats the best comment so far.
God and baby Jesus this is just wrong on so many levels


Anonymous said...

I like the saying.. If you can force me to pay for your healthcare, I can force you to pick my cotton. In this case I don't think there would be any cotton field left after this Lard Ass rolled around in it, besides it would take more than one citizen to pay for her healthcare.

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Ike said...

Just like our government..... Growing and getting fatter every day - at our expense.