Wednesday, August 31, 2011

And now for something completely different . . .

The really touching thing is that he tried to make off with his lover. Of course, it wasn't rape but it certainly was theft.

8 comments:

Cederq said...

Mike, you are on a roll today, and to think it was going to be a boring news day, in fact I was waiting for Sept 7th to liven up my newsday...

Cederq
SD Bob

WarriorClass III said...

Now we know how liberals procreate - hot air and public masterbation.

"ooh, don't I feel good about myself!?"

Chase said...

Hmmmm...
How bizarre.

Skip said...

Ooookaaaaay!!
Mike bro, ya gotta share that.

Sean said...

Tubular.

Anonymous said...

Always go to the source. Why depend on a San Francisco rewrite of an Ohio article?
http://news.cincinnati.com/article/20110831/NEWS010701/110831014/
If you had, you'd have learned that the raft was PINK! That undoubtedly added to his fascination with it.
You would also see his mug shots, which would help explain part of his problem.

NTS said...

Yep. That was completely different.

Bad Cyborg said...

When I was stationed at McConnell AFB., Wichita KS, they caught a guy getting it on in a park with a duck. Unfortunately for him, the duck was a screamer.