Hey all you Special Agents:
Remember the last time I got an Easter card full of brown and white powder that I made the mistake of calling the locals on? You know, the one that turned my neighborhood into a HAZMAT circus for several hours one day and brought out your representatives as well? Now, do you recall that I promised that the next time I got a suspicious package I would come down and deliver it to you at your Fort Apache headquarters downtown so it wouldn't frighten my neighbors?
Well, this moke says it's on the way.