Highlighting the considerable intellectual acumen and moral authority of our opponents is this comment:
Really, Mike? How many people are you going to take out in the revolution, when that cancer is gnawing at your guts? You pathetic old man, and all your fat beer-guzzling redneck buddies here, you're about as scary as an army of field mice. Vermin one and all. Colorectal cancer will do the government's work for it, and we won't have to pay for a bullet to kill all of you. That rancid hamburger you all devour by the ton will get the job done.