Saturday, September 5, 2009

The Political Cannibal Just Before the Appetizer.

Thanks once more to typeay, this time for forwarding this Crimestoppers photo from the Ventura County Star.

The Star's caption:

An altercation begins between William Rice, right, in khaki shirt and olive shorts, and an unidentified man wearing black, who authorities say bit off Rice’s little finger. Anyone with information about the biting incident is asked to call Crime Stoppers at 800-222-TIPS.

Typeay writes:

Let's help put the police right onto Mr. Finger-Biter. Somebody knows who, and where, this punk is.

Indeed. Be sure and wear Hellstorm assault gloves if you decide to approach him. He can't chew his way through those.


Hellstorm assault gloves. Guaranteed cannibal proof, or your money back!


Anonymous said...

Maybe we can introduce this unknown biter (when found), to Mike Tyson. They can exchange love nibbles on each other. Just don't stand too close.

B Woodman

Anonymous said...

Or maybe get him & Dahmer together. . . .

B Woodman

Anonymous said...

If someone gloms onto your finger with his teeth, a nice finger in his eye may be called for.

As the late Bruce Lee put it:

“Let an opponent graze your skin and you smash into his flesh; let an opponent smash into your flesh and you fracture his bone; let an opponent fracture your bone and you take his life! Do not be concerned with your escaping safely; lay your life before him!”

Use his head like a bowling ball. Should be easier for the cops to ID the guy walking around with his eyeball hanging out.

As the Rolling Stones song said:

"Evrywhere I hear the sound of marching, charging feet, boy
cause summers here and the time is right for fighting in the street, boy"

Dress rehearsal indeed.

Happy D said...

Love the Dahmer idea, Satan will bring the barbecue.