They were all disloyal. I tried to run the ship properly by the book, but they fought me at every turn. If the crew wanted to walk around with their shirttails hanging out, that's all right, let them! Take the towline - defective equipment, no more, no less. But they encouraged the crew to go around, scoffing at me and spreading wild rumors about steaming in circles and then 'Old Yellowstain.' I was to blame for Lieutenant Issa's incompetence and poor seamanship. Lieutenant Issa was the perfect officer, but not Captain Boehner. Ah, but the strawberries! That's, that's where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes, but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt, and with, with geometric logic, that, that a duplicate key to the wardroom icebox did exist. And I would have produced that key if they hadn't pulled the GOP leadership out of action. I, I know now they were only trying to protect some fellow officer. . . Naturally, I can only cover these things from memory. . . But I know for sure I didn't cut a deal with Admiral Obama.
"Old Yellowstain" Boehner plays with his balls and demonstrates his limp-dickery for all to see.
Michelle Malkin tweets afterward: "And that's a #fastandfurious wrap. Eric Stonewall Holder gets to walk away, scot-free, again. Remember in November!"
Bullshit, Michelle. Sorry, I respect you for your early support on the Gunwalker Scandal, but that's bullshit. Either the Obamanoid criminal pukes win the election, in which case the investigation gets buried, or the Romney-Boehner-McConnell Cabal of GOP Weenies wins the election, in which case the investigation gets buried.
The only hope in DC is for Issa to break ranks with his leadership and begin leaking the damning documents he certainly has to CBS and FOX. And if he doesn't, he's complicit too.
There is, of course, one last hope after that fails --- that the people can motivate these weasels by threatening to overturn Romney's political applecart. More on that tomorrow. Right now I want to go puke.