Thursday, February 16, 2012

This Just In: Romney Campaign Has A New Mascot.

From one lizard . . .
Tiny chameleon discovered off Madagascar. "One of the smallest reptiles on the planet," say scientists. Rumors abound that Mitt Romney will adopt the creature as his new campaign mascot. Said one Romney adviser, "He's cute, he's as small as Mitt's true core beliefs and just as changeable and we might just get some cross-over votes from the animal rights movement."
. . . to another.

3 comments:

Wraith said...

I greatly resent this blatant and uncalled-for defamation of an innocent two-millimeter-long reptile.

(And no, I'm not talking about Mitt's trouser snake.)

fireplaceguy said...

Seems fitting. Imagine how many of them can ride on the roof of his car...

I suppose they'll register to vote? After all, reptiles have been running the country for a long while now.

Anonymous said...

The unmoving plaid clothed used car salesman trope fits Romney to a tee !