From one lizard . . .
Tiny chameleon discovered off Madagascar. "One of the smallest reptiles on the planet," say scientists. Rumors abound that Mitt Romney will adopt the creature as his new campaign mascot. Said one Romney adviser, "He's cute, he's as small as Mitt's true core beliefs and just as changeable and we might just get some cross-over votes from the animal rights movement."
. . . to another.