The assault hair dryer of choice for murderous Mexican drug cartel hair stylists.
You know, it is impossible to make this insanity up.
Mexican drug cartel hair stylist caught by security camera smuggling deadly assault hair dryers (just visible in the open bag on the dock). CBP is constantly on the lookout for these deadly instruments, which can be purchased over the counter without a federal background check! Close the assault hair dryer loophole!