Monday, February 20, 2012

Back from Doctor.

The doctor says I don't have one of these.
What it is not: a worsening of my congestive heart failure; anything to do with the lungs (they're clear); gall bladder; liver; an ingested alien. (These are goodness things.)
What it may be: anybody's guess.
Next stop: an upper-GI-peering-down-the-old-gullet routine. Scheduled for next Tuesday.


Anonymous said...

You best be getting your butt over the Mason-Dixon line,and get yourself a Yankee doctor.

Cropduster said...


Ima Wurdibitsch said...

I'm going to guess that it's Holderitis or Boehnerfluenza.

Hang in there and I hope you get good news soon.

bloodyspartan said...

well if it was one of those it would be fairly quick , but quite painful.

Good Luck and God Bless

aughtsix said...

May God bless you and keep you, and make His Face to shine upon you, and give you Peace.

And a return to good health.

We need you, Mike, and you richly DESERVE to feel good again physically, just as you are entitled to great honor, here and hereafter, for the tremendous service you do your countrymen.

If I could venture a little advice, having no real knowledge of your situation... look to your diet. More illness comes from wrong eating than from many another source.

Anonymous said...

I think you need 4 lb's of yogurt.

I know you cant eat 4 lb's of yogurt but dont worry its not going in that end!


Anonymous said...

Hmm. If we're playing medical disorder keno, I'll guess peptic ulcer(duodenal) with a secondary infection.