There Are Two Basic Types Of Yoga
1) Yoga from India
2) Yoga from St. Clair County, Alabama
There is, however, one very important difference. If you attempt to take the liberty of the first man, he will beg your forgiveness for offending you.
If on the other hand you attempt to take the liberty of the second man, he will kill you first in righteous self-defense, and go out for a hangover remedy later.