Thursday, January 8, 2009

All right. Which one of you guys violated operational security by posting this?

The psyops raid on Nashville ATF headquarters is hereby cancelled. All troops depart your staging areas and return to base.

Look, guys, I know it wasn't Qi Ji Guang, he's too serious a Three Percenter and would never use a derogatory term about the folks from his proud country. This is exactly why the word in Chinese for westerner means barbarian. If I figure out which one of you is the ATF agent provocateur on this. . .

What an operation it might have been: 30 traditionally clad Chinese swordsmen descending from the air. A two-pronged ground assault with bow, knife and tomahawk of 100 howling Cherokee braves and hairy-assed Wolverines in breechcloths, moccasins and nothing else led by Charlie Quintard and Dr. Enigma. A base of fire provided by the Sharps carbines and 12-pounder mountain howitzers of the 1st Alabama Union Cavalry. The ATF would have crapped themselves and fled. What a lost opportunity. Sigh.



j said...

Dammit! Dammitall!!! I just picked up my Celtic tribal loincloth from the cleaners. (Pressed, NO starch!)
Well... there's still the gathering at the Holder hearings.

Anonymous said...

Wow...I can only shake my head in disbelief.

I don't think it's one of our guys though. The shit is already getting tense right now due to all the potential violations of our liberties that might come if we aren't vigilant, and someone comes in and gives us further trouble by pulling off such nonsense.

Not only this is a violation of operational security, this is also a volation of airspace laws, a federal offense in other words. To put it in simpler terms, I think someone is trying to make us look like nutcases and discredit us.

Lets keep our ranks more vigilant, the last thing we want is assholes to come in and f*ck with all we worked so hard for.