Thursday, January 8, 2009
All right. Which one of you guys violated operational security by posting this?
The psyops raid on Nashville ATF headquarters is hereby cancelled. All troops depart your staging areas and return to base.
Look, guys, I know it wasn't Qi Ji Guang, he's too serious a Three Percenter and would never use a derogatory term about the folks from his proud country. This is exactly why the word in Chinese for westerner means barbarian. If I figure out which one of you is the ATF agent provocateur on this. . .
What an operation it might have been: 30 traditionally clad Chinese swordsmen descending from the air. A two-pronged ground assault with bow, knife and tomahawk of 100 howling Cherokee braves and hairy-assed Wolverines in breechcloths, moccasins and nothing else led by Charlie Quintard and Dr. Enigma. A base of fire provided by the Sharps carbines and 12-pounder mountain howitzers of the 1st Alabama Union Cavalry. The ATF would have crapped themselves and fled. What a lost opportunity. Sigh.