Thursday, December 26, 2013

Life imitates parody.

"Well, it's rather brutal here. Right now we are advising all our clients to put everything they've got into canned food and shotguns." -- Brain Gremlin in Gremlins 2: The New Batch.
Be prepared: Wall Street advisor recommends guns, ammo for protection in collapse.


Anonymous said...

Don't forget the toilet paper, too.


SWIFT said...

We in the patriot movement have been preaching this same sermon for years. Had people listened then, the same guns, ammo and food would have been 50% to 70% cheaper. But no, we all wore tin foil hats. Now, when someone in high standing announces the danger (even though he sugar coated it) people will listen, purchase the items at top price,forgetting their earlier demonization of the tin foil hats. I hope, in their stupidity, they all get talked into buying high end pistols like: Jennings,Raven and Davis. Try them in a survival situation asshole.

Anonymous said...

BTW Butch, which would you choose ?

Don't drink the Kool-aid, Swift ! Most folks of means, (except the nouveau riche), have an "in depth defense" to protect themselves and their assets !

Mr. Marotta's statement - however some might view it - is kinda "old hat" in those circles. Those unwilling/unable to create a redoubt we're those most strident in proclaiming the "tin foil hat" meme. >Jeff

Anonymous said...

The nouveau riche will get on their Gulfstreams and bug out to their enclaves in the Southern Hemisphere. Count on it.

Unknown said...

I don't think I've ever laughed so hard. I love that movie.

I miss those kind of commentaries from you, Mike. Well done. Well played, Sir.

I wish you all the best with your health. May you live forever to be a flea and keep biting the dog and driving it crazy forever.