Friday, December 27, 2013

Colorado Legislators Criminalize Christmas Gifts in the Name of Gun-Control

“Dozens of criminals would be walking around with a gun right now if not for the new law,” said Rep. Rhonda Fields, a Colorado legislator with no apparent capacity to digest the meaning of the word “criminal”. Because, ya know, dozens of criminals tried to purchase a firearm from drug dealers, gun runners, and fellow gang members – only to find out that they were unable to pass the required background check. “Oh well,” they said to themselves when their fellow criminal reported the unfortunate denial from the Colorado Bureau of Investigation. “I guess I’ll just go back to being an unarmed, and passive, member of society.”


Anonymous said...

Space exploration should start between her ears.

Anonymous said...

I had not realized that "gunrunners" and "fellow gang members" were now conducting background checks in Colorado before transferring a firearm.

Colorado either leads the nation in responsible criminals (?) or in legislators with syntax and sentence structure deficiencies.

The situation is probably expressed in recent posts regarding a Gaelic phrase.

Anonymous said...

One irony never mentioned is Rhonda fields would be disqualified from a bg check bc of her criminal record. She shoplifted and wrote bad checks! She is a perfect fit for the government!

Anonymous said...

Takes a crook to know a crook, Fields; she'd know all about that, now wouldn't she...? ;-)