Following the latest Fifth Floor bathroom rumor yet befuddled by a multiplicity of suspicious characters, ATF Field Agent Garland Gumption (center left with garbage bag) patrols an unnamed Florida beach far from the DC snowdrifts in his undercover disguise looking for "Waldo," the elusive agency snitch who's been ratting out the Chief Counsel's Office lately. Gumption has been told to be on the lookout for "the guy with the whistle." (The lifeguard has already been hauled off for interrogation on the orders of James P. "Little Jimmy" Vann, on the theory that they are looking for a "whistleblower.")
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Patriotic informant "Waldo" hides in plain sight.
Pink Bikini...oh, wait! sorry
After studying the photo for a good half hour, I think I did see the guy with the bag. Maybe.
But let's be serious - don't YOU feel safer now, knowing that YOUR tax dollars are at work investigating nefarious people who defend the Constitution? I mean, THESE are the kind of people who fly airplanes into buildings, right? The kind who slaughter troops on military bases, or gun down small town recruiting officers, right? These horrid, cold hearted fanatical Constitutionalist types! They blwo themselves up on buses and... oh... wait.... wait...
wait. THOSE people are *muslims*, terrorists, people who HATE the Constitution and the USA.... so, uh, maybe the freaks spying on David are also a little confused? You think? I hear that incessant masturbation affects mental clarity in a bad way, as witness Olberman and Matthews.
Yeah I didnt get past the pink bikini either...
Those aren't boobs. That is were Waldo is hiding.
Stay close to those personal flotation devices if the water gets deep.
1.6 million views... pretty damn cool
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