Expressed as a mathematical equation:
With A being anarchist and * being the mathematical symbol for asshole.
WHY DON'T YOU QUERULOUS BASTARDS LOSE MY WEB ADDRESS?!?
Anarchist jokes, beyond the fact that anarchists are themselves bad jokes personified . . .
Q. What does a trotkyist taxi service look like?
A. They tell you where you're going and how to get there.
Q. What does an anarchist taxi service look like?
A. The driver-passenger relationship represents an essential hierarchical relationship which must be broken down through long co-operative discussion and decision-making. Once all the occupants of the taxi are on equal terms, and those external to the taxi are aware and comfortable with their freedom to associate or disassociate with those within the taxi, discussions of possible destinations can begin in earnest.
Q: Why do anarchists always drink herbal tea?
A: Because proper tea is theft
Where do you hide your money so your anarchist roommate won't find it? Under the soap!
How many anarchists does it take to change a light bulb? The light bulb can't be changed, it can only be smashed!
How many anarchists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Anarchists never change anything!