A law enforcement buddy of mine sent me the following:
After working with the local Sheriff for three days, it is refreshing to know that (Redacted) County Georgia does not have the market cornered on compassion for survivors of unfortunate circumstances. God bless these KY "only ones."
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Subject: Police Really Do Care
Subject: MANS BODY FOUND IN THE KENTUCKY RIVER
The Lexington , KY Police Department reports finding a man's body in the Kentucky River just west of the Clays Ferry Bridge . The dead man's name will not be released until his family has been notified.
The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption. He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a strap-on dildo, and an Obama t-shirt. He also had a cucumber stuffed up his rectum.
The police removed the Obama t-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.
Police do care!