Haunted by the ghosts of Iraq war dead, John Murtha commits suicide!
Hillary Clinton to enter nunnery!
"Waco Jim" Cavanaugh and ATF Agent Jody Keeku caught in secret love triangle with Barney Frank! Frank calls foul -- "I thought Keeku was a guy, she's so MANLY!"
Bill Clinton announces with remorse that subsequent to his long struggle with a host of STD's, his johnson has fallen off!
April fool, from Sipsey Street.
Damn! For a moment, hope raised its weary head!
From your lips to God's ears.
Here is more.
Imagine these headlines:
WACO KILLERS BROUGHT TO JUSTICE
FAMILIES OF SURVIVORS WATCH AS GAUNT FACED FORMER ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS BROUGHT TO TRIAL ON WAR CRIMES, CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY, CONSPIRACY TO MASS-MURDER, MASS MURDER, TAMPERING OF EVIDENCE, TREASON, AND COMMITTING ACT(S) OF TERRORISM.
I pray to God!
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