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Thursday, January 12, 2012

This email alert just in . . . It explains a lot.

The year is 1947

Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, 65 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell , New Mexico . This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.

However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:

Albert A. Gore, Jr.

Hillary Rodham

John F. Kerry

William J. Clinton

Howard Dean

Nancy Pelosi

Dianne Feinstein

Charles E. Schumer

Barbara Boxer

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep and jackasses? I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It did for me.

No wonder they support the bill to help illegal aliens!

7 comments:

John said...: Amusing, but neither Hillary not Bill Clinton were born in or near April of 1948.; January 12, 2012 at 1:13 PM
Anonymous said...: Only Al Gore Jr. meets the dates. The others may be aliens, bots, cyborgs, zombies or mutants, but they are not offspring of that UFO encounter.; January 12, 2012 at 1:57 PM
Anonymous said...: What did aliens ever do to you that you would rate them that low?What an improvement!The Billerbeast looks a lot better with its mask off.; January 12, 2012 at 5:03 PM
Anonymous said...: I'm glad to see that you are feeling better.
If you posted nothing else all week, this one is worth waiting for.

A merry heart does good like a medicine. Proverbs 17:22
A good belly laugh is priceless.

Charlie
III; January 12, 2012 at 5:06 PM
Anonymous said...: Worth a chuckle, which we all need! But Senator-for-Life Feinstein was born in 1933.; January 12, 2012 at 5:13 PM
CowboyDan said...: "The others may be aliens, bots, cyborgs, zombies or mutants, but they are not offspring of that UFO encounter."

Key word in the sentence, THAT, as in "not offspring of that UFO encounter." Leaves open the chance that other aliens mated with Earth women, or vice-versa, Earth men, at other times.

Hey, that would explain a lot, wouldn't it?; January 12, 2012 at 9:38 PM
jeff said...: Truth is, they were indeed ALL born in 1948, but most have had their birth records "adjusted." By other sheep-aliens.; January 13, 2012 at 9:31 AM

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I believe that liberty is the only genuinely valuable thing that men have invented, at least in the field of government, in a thousand years. I believe that it is better to be free than to be not free, even when the former is dangerous and the latter safe. I believe that the finest qualities of man can flourish only in free air – that progress made under the shadow of the policeman's club is false progress, and of no permanent value. I believe that any man who takes the liberty of another into his keeping is bound to become a tyrant, and that any man who yields up his liberty, in however slight the measure, is bound to become a slave. -- H.L. Mencken

"The Fate of Unborn Millions. . ."

"The time is now near at hand which must probably determine, whether Americans are to be, Freemen, or Slaves; whether they are to have any property they can call their own; whether their Houses, and Farms, are to be pillaged and destroyed, and they consigned to a State of Wretchedness from which no human efforts will probably deliver them. The fate of unborn Millions will now depend, under God, on the Courage and Conduct of this army-Our cruel and unrelenting Enemy leaves us no choice but a brave resistance, or the most abject submission; that is all we can expect-We have therefore to resolve to conquer or die." -- George Washington to his troops before the Battle of Long Island.

"We will not go gently . . ."

This is no small thing, to restore a republic after it has fallen into corruption. I have studied history for years and I cannot recall it ever happening. It may be that our task is impossible. Yet, if we do not try then how will we know it can't be done? And if we do not try, it most certainly won't be done. The Founders' Republic, and the larger war for western civilization, will be lost.

But I tell you this: We will not go gently into that bloody collectivist good night. Indeed, we will make with our defiance such a sound as ALL history from that day forward will be forced to note, even if they despise us in the writing of it.

And when we are gone, the scattered, free survivors hiding in the ruins of our once-great republic will sing of our deeds in forbidden songs, tending the flickering flame of individual liberty until it bursts forth again, as it must, generations later. We will live forever, like the Spartans at Thermopylae, in sacred memory.

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