Tuesday, September 23, 2014

Obviously they all became career criminals out of deep-seated resentment of their parents for having given them such ridiculous, hard-to-spell names.

Edvis Miquem Galloway, Savon Khalif Hardaway, and Kalmeaice Kawanna Williams
3 Suspects Try to Rob Gun Seller With His Own [Unloaded] Gun, but End Up Getting Held at Gunpoint, Arrested

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Vibrants" should not be allowed to pick names for their children.

Mike H said...

The three who jumped me were Brandon Nabors, Shaquille Carter and Elliot Johnson. Must have been moderates lol.

Anonymous said...

Nits do turn into lice. Subhuman trash. Behind Enemy Lines, in Collectivist Ct. Anywhere, Anytime, Anyplace, Bar None. 11B20.