Wednesday, August 22, 2012

"We represent the Lollipop Guild . . . and in the name of the Lollipop Guild, we wish to welcome you to Munchkin Land." Know an insane dwarf? Eric Holder wants to hire him.

"Holder Justice Department Recruits Dwarfs, Schizophrenics, and the ‘Intellectually Disabled’"
It is impossible to make this excrement up.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

It looks like God is smiling on Robert Reich.

Anonymous said...

Considering much of the DOJ's behavior, and especially the ATF, I'd be willing to bet that they've been actively employing the mentally handicapped for far longer than the release date of this memo.

Just a guess, y'know.

Frederick H Watkins said...

Unbelieveable.

Anonymous said...

Welcome to the Department of Redundancy Department.

B Woodman
III-per

Anonymous said...

I picture really tiny shoulder holsters with .22 derringers.

Anonymous said...

Hmmmmm, I'd say the ATF already implemented this policy. :)

Anonymous said...

One day, we're all going to look back on this era and laugh...I hope.

Anonymous said...

So what else is new? Has not all of FedGov been staffed by dwarfs, schizophrenics, and the intellectually disabled for quite some time now?

Snaggle-Tooth Jones

John Otis Comeau said...

OK, I can see why they'd want a bunch of psychopaths and idiots, to do the insane, illegal, and immoral things they want done without question, but why dwarves? :scratches head:

Anonymous said...

Will this administration go down in history as 'Snow White' (Hilary!) and the Seven Mental Midgets ...?

It's just that there is a few more than seven of them!

Dedicated_Dad said...

Well... Schizophrenic/mentally-disabled *MAY* help explain why F&F seemed like a good idea to someone at the time...

d'Ya s'pose this is a diversionary campaign intended to help relieve the consternation over F&F?

I think I know what the OIG report is going to say now...

"
...
DOJ policy requires DOJ to hire as many schizophrenic retards as possible.
...
I'm sure it will come as no surprise to Mr. & Mrs. America that -- after a long and laborious investigation -- we have determined that Fast & Furious was in fact the brain-child of a schizophrenic retard.
...
It will be impossible to prevent similar 'issues' in the future, since the aforementioned schizophrenic-retards are likely to come up with more insanity, and EEOC regulations prohibit their termination - in fact we're contemplating the 'lateral transfer' of one of them over to be the Chairman of the Federal Reserve!

It seems obvious that he could do no worse, and ..."

Justthisguy said...

"Self-Identify", huh? Lessee now319; I don't have a law degree, but I never get less than a B+ on those online AQ tests, and actually have an account at Aspies for Freedom. I never could figure out why anybody would want a law degree, though.