Wednesday, April 28, 2010

New Caption Contest

58 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh golly gosh darn! You caught me with my hand in the cookie jar. What WILL you do to me now? (sigh)

B Woodman
III-per

CorbinKale said...

"Theeeeere they go, again. Constitution this, Constitution that, blah blah blah..."

Anonymous said...

"You know, that Mike Vanderboegh guy is awfully cute..."

MadDawg308 said...

Is my toupee still up there?

Taylor H said...

"Nominated to the Supreme Court? Obama daaarrling, you shouldn't have, really."

cj said...

"How many chins do you see now??"

Scott J said...

Oh if they only knew what my plans really are.

rexxhead said...

"Oh, you silly freedom-fighters..."

Anonymous said...

Sure glad I wore my DEPENDS!!





Brett
III

1911A1 said...

Oh, Barack, I just LOVE it when you talk totalitarian!

Anonymous said...

"If I only had a brain..."

Anonymous said...

Oh Harry.......

David said...

"Evil is as evil looks." That image (and that, that, I don't know what you would call it) is down-right disturbing.

Flight-ER-Doc said...

Those damned rubes....they think their precious 'Constitution' means something.....

Anonymous said...

Help me! my face is frozen. I don't want to look like Hillary!

MamaLiberty said...

"I wonder if dear Barry is considering me to replace Stevens..."

Charlie said...

Ohhh, Harry!

Anonymous said...

Yes he takes a constitutional every morning ... why are you asking?

Phil in Ohio said...

" I hope B O s speech is really long today, I could use a good nap."

Anonymous said...

"Keep away. The sow is mine." (Demon in The Exorist.)

Jeff said...

Special Olympian



(But then again, that would be an insult to the real Special Olympians.)

Anonymous said...

When my mom gets those delicious Jello Pudding pops, and I get to taste all that chocolatey goodness and I'm just like mmmmmmmm mmmmmm mmmmmm.

Buster said...

"MMM... Civil liberties tickle my mustache and are smooth all-the-way-down!"

Paul said...

Man, you will not believe what I just passed.

Anonymous said...

I sure hope that lighting/pillar of salt/collumn of fire shield is in place.....

Lergnom said...

Elections. How cute.

Kyle said...

Nobody knows that I have a BHO action figure up my butt right now...it makes me feel happy in my naughty place.

Anonymous said...

Oooooooh, Hillary. It's good to see you too.

Kyle said...

Oooh, yeah Rachel Maddow! Workin' [for] me under the table, oooh.

Uncle Al said...

Ohhh! OOOHHHHH! Exercising POWER! Ohhh, I can feel it! OH, LORDY, I'm about to...WHOOO-EEE!

Snappy Sammy Smoot said...

"There will be showers....
golden showers of blessings..."

or

"My next song is dedicated to my sweetie, Janet Reno..."

or

"I just farted, but everyone thinks it's Barry's new cologne, 'Kenyan Sunset'... hee hee..."

Anonymous said...

I wish that gal would bend over a bit more.

Anonymous said...

Oh, that Jan Brewer, she makes me feel oh so naughty inside! Such a role model!

Anonymous said...

"I'm too sexy for this shirt...too sexy for this shirt...So sexy it hurts."


G III
Louisville, KY

MikeH. said...

"Would I go down on Clinton? Do you mean Bill or Hillery?"

Anonymous said...

"Here I've been telling everyone what a dire threat to national security they are, and all they did is break a few damn windows!"

Anonymous said...

I just ate a pickle, but I'll not look like Janet Reno.

John said...

...you mean i make janet reno look sexy? ohhhhhhh stop!

Longbow said...

Ohhhh gosh... did I just fart again?

AlphaWolf(Mark Mc) said...

"They will never be able to prove that i was the one that farted in confessional..."

Anonymous said...

I know there's a red dot up there....

Bomestic Terrorist said...

oooops scuze me I made a smelleeeeee!!!

Domestic Terrorist said...

That should have been Domestic Terrorist not Bomestic Terrorist

Concerned American said...

"Rahm...Rahm...move the gherkin just a little bit up and to the left...OH...OH...that's goood....that's my dirty little ballerina..."

ironwill said...

Oh Janet!(Reno)

*blush*

You really think I have what it takes to burn innocent children?

dennis308 said...

OOOH Nancy was Sooooo right this Venus Butterfly feels SOOOOO
Good I´ll have to get one for Harry

Dennis
III

Anonymous said...

In Darth Vaders voice: Hahaha soon you will see the true power of the dark side. Your puny resistance will be crushed and you will bow before me. Now tell me where your right wing extremist base is.
God, this is like so totaly fun.


Tiger striped III

Anonymous said...

Oh Mike ... (blush) ... I can at least dream of you can't I?

No, no, no, no...

"Just think of all those young girls dancing in my FEMA camps. Mmmmmmm."

Tom Wolff said...

(Stealing from a few other good ones:)

"A Constitutional Republic?"

"Yeahhh, right."

milkorder said...

I know there is brain in there somewhere.

John70 said...

Constitution! CONSTITUTION! WE DON' NEED NO STINKIN' CONSTITUTION! WE GOT "DEAR LEADERS" DREAMS OF MY FATHER NOW1

Tom Wolff said...

Brutus,
That THING has probably not had sex in 40 yrs, outside of what the poodle does...

(Frank Zappa reference) Sorry, Mike. :D

WV: plash, what happens when Janet Napolitano... Uhh, never mind.

Knuck said...

"I remember that vividly,before the operation. Which operation? Why the one which removed the set of testicles from my chin. After all,I am a ballchinian." A quote from Janet-2007

Anonymous said...

OOPS! Hope no one down wind caught a whiff of that one!!

Duckin' Frags & Brass said...

"...Really? Where? I don't see a brain!....."

Anonymous said...

"Resistance is(click).....resistance is(click)....resistance is....."

Dammit!, the software is locked up again...someone go donkey punch that prototype in the back of the head!"

Anonymous said...

Silly, ignorant Amerikans with their Tea Party movement. They think they are free.

Maddie

Anonymous said...

Destroying the Constitution always moistens my panties!