In Darth Vaders voice: Hahaha soon you will see the true power of the dark side. Your puny resistance will be crushed and you will bow before me. Now tell me where your right wing extremist base is. God, this is like so totaly fun.
"I remember that vividly,before the operation. Which operation? Why the one which removed the set of testicles from my chin. After all,I am a ballchinian." A quote from Janet-2007
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Oh golly gosh darn! You caught me with my hand in the cookie jar. What WILL you do to me now? (sigh)
B Woodman
III-per
"Theeeeere they go, again. Constitution this, Constitution that, blah blah blah..."
"You know, that Mike Vanderboegh guy is awfully cute..."
Is my toupee still up there?
"Nominated to the Supreme Court? Obama daaarrling, you shouldn't have, really."
"How many chins do you see now??"
Oh if they only knew what my plans really are.
"Oh, you silly freedom-fighters..."
Sure glad I wore my DEPENDS!!
Brett
III
Oh, Barack, I just LOVE it when you talk totalitarian!
"If I only had a brain..."
Oh Harry.......
"Evil is as evil looks." That image (and that, that, I don't know what you would call it) is down-right disturbing.
Those damned rubes....they think their precious 'Constitution' means something.....
Help me! my face is frozen. I don't want to look like Hillary!
"I wonder if dear Barry is considering me to replace Stevens..."
Ohhh, Harry!
Yes he takes a constitutional every morning ... why are you asking?
" I hope B O s speech is really long today, I could use a good nap."
"Keep away. The sow is mine." (Demon in The Exorist.)
Special Olympian
(But then again, that would be an insult to the real Special Olympians.)
When my mom gets those delicious Jello Pudding pops, and I get to taste all that chocolatey goodness and I'm just like mmmmmmmm mmmmmm mmmmmm.
"MMM... Civil liberties tickle my mustache and are smooth all-the-way-down!"
Man, you will not believe what I just passed.
I sure hope that lighting/pillar of salt/collumn of fire shield is in place.....
Elections. How cute.
Nobody knows that I have a BHO action figure up my butt right now...it makes me feel happy in my naughty place.
Oooooooh, Hillary. It's good to see you too.
Oooh, yeah Rachel Maddow! Workin' [for] me under the table, oooh.
Ohhh! OOOHHHHH! Exercising POWER! Ohhh, I can feel it! OH, LORDY, I'm about to...WHOOO-EEE!
"There will be showers....
golden showers of blessings..."
or
"My next song is dedicated to my sweetie, Janet Reno..."
or
"I just farted, but everyone thinks it's Barry's new cologne, 'Kenyan Sunset'... hee hee..."
I wish that gal would bend over a bit more.
Oh, that Jan Brewer, she makes me feel oh so naughty inside! Such a role model!
"I'm too sexy for this shirt...too sexy for this shirt...So sexy it hurts."
G III
Louisville, KY
"Would I go down on Clinton? Do you mean Bill or Hillery?"
"Here I've been telling everyone what a dire threat to national security they are, and all they did is break a few damn windows!"
I just ate a pickle, but I'll not look like Janet Reno.
...you mean i make janet reno look sexy? ohhhhhhh stop!
Ohhhh gosh... did I just fart again?
"They will never be able to prove that i was the one that farted in confessional..."
I know there's a red dot up there....
oooops scuze me I made a smelleeeeee!!!
That should have been Domestic Terrorist not Bomestic Terrorist
"Rahm...Rahm...move the gherkin just a little bit up and to the left...OH...OH...that's goood....that's my dirty little ballerina..."
Oh Janet!(Reno)
*blush*
You really think I have what it takes to burn innocent children?
OOOH Nancy was Sooooo right this Venus Butterfly feels SOOOOO
Good I´ll have to get one for Harry
Dennis
III
In Darth Vaders voice: Hahaha soon you will see the true power of the dark side. Your puny resistance will be crushed and you will bow before me. Now tell me where your right wing extremist base is.
God, this is like so totaly fun.
Tiger striped III
Oh Mike ... (blush) ... I can at least dream of you can't I?
No, no, no, no...
"Just think of all those young girls dancing in my FEMA camps. Mmmmmmm."
(Stealing from a few other good ones:)
"A Constitutional Republic?"
"Yeahhh, right."
I know there is brain in there somewhere.
Constitution! CONSTITUTION! WE DON' NEED NO STINKIN' CONSTITUTION! WE GOT "DEAR LEADERS" DREAMS OF MY FATHER NOW1
Brutus,
That THING has probably not had sex in 40 yrs, outside of what the poodle does...
(Frank Zappa reference) Sorry, Mike. :D
WV: plash, what happens when Janet Napolitano... Uhh, never mind.
"I remember that vividly,before the operation. Which operation? Why the one which removed the set of testicles from my chin. After all,I am a ballchinian." A quote from Janet-2007
OOPS! Hope no one down wind caught a whiff of that one!!
"...Really? Where? I don't see a brain!....."
"Resistance is(click).....resistance is(click)....resistance is....."
Dammit!, the software is locked up again...someone go donkey punch that prototype in the back of the head!"
Destroying the Constitution always moistens my panties!
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