The gathering place for a merry band of Three Percenters. (As denounced by Bill Clinton on CNN!)
Dear Satan I love you. Love,Harry.
"Dear Lord, I thank You that I am not like other men..."
Please Satan let me keep my Senate Seat. Love Harry
Please, please, please, re-elect me.
Dear God, I am a freaking hypocrit because you know Mormons don't place their hands like this when praying. ( Harry is a Mormon and Mormons simply entwine their hands,not the way they are in this picture, if Harry was a good Mormon boy he would not position his hands like this)
Ohhhhhhmmmmmmmmmm.....oooooohhhhmmmmmmm.....Ignore the Constitution...Focus on the agenda...Drown out the voices...Make the illusion real...ooooohhhhhmmmmmmm...ooooohhhhhmmmmmmm...
Please let me keep my job...Please let me keep my job...Please let me keep my job...G-IIILouisville, KY
Bless us and these thy gifts which we are about to recieve, from thy bounty, through Obama our Lord. Amen.
Dear God, help me in November for I have sinned...
Dear Obama, can I have a pony?
Dear God, if there is a god,Please don't allow the American people find out what I've done now, or I'll end up six feet under. Amen.
Harry talking to himself.
Please, Lord, don't let Obama find out I voted for McCain...
"Lord Vader, this is an unexpected pleasure. We are honored by your presence... "
Please God, don't let the Golden Goose die. The American Tax Payer has so much more to 'give'.Cory
... and a blow-up doll of Nancy... and the Nu Male Enhancement System...and please, please don't let them find those soiled jockey shorts I stole from Barry's laundry...
Hurry up and take the picture, I can't pose like this forever.
"Please don't let them read what we're voting on..."
I'm trying to help them Lord, why can't they just shut up and accept it?
...and please bring me a pink pony, and a Furby, and a dolly house, and, and I want peace and love and happiness in the world and lots of tax revenue so we can fund all our socialist crap. Please, Santa! Amen.
Please God, a plague on all Republicans!
Oh, Lord, please don't let anyone dig into my family's land dealings here in Lost Wages, they'll nail the whole lot of us.Bob K
Please,please oh please let me have at least one bowel movement today...............
Yes, my master.......
We have a winner!
Proposed Bill Seeks Punishment for Unauthorized Militia http://republicbroadcasting.org/?p=8155
"PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE Mr Wizard, could i only have a brain....."
Dear Barry,Please, puuuleeeease don't wear the sandpaper rubber again tonight. And can we do this just once without Barney?Harry
Oh Satan, thank you for the bounty you have given to your loyal servants this year. Please help us be ready when we spring the trap and head to our underground bunkers. We look forward to a world free of the pestilence of lesser men. Please spare a good supply of little boys for my basement chamber. - Harry
And may the Lord Obama bless me and keep me all the days of my life. Amen.
"And please let me win the Senate race in Nevada, even if I'm an ignorant, arrogant asshole."
For these constituents we about to enjoy, we thank Thee, Lord Lucifer.
As I lay me down to sleep,I prey Obammy my soul to keep.If I should die before I 'wake,I prey Obammy my soul to take.In the name of Progressivism, Amen(I'll probably burn in Hell for this, but this is such a cheap target-rich environment, I couldn't resist.)B WoodmanIII-per
Mork-mork-mork,Bless this pork.Yeah taxes!(My take on:Rub-a-dub-dubBless this grub. . . )B WoodmanIII-per
Mmmm, if I close my eyes I can see it now...I will crush their spirit and future between my hands like this...
I have sold my soul to you, please don't let them disgrace me by dragging my corps through the streets.
Sauron, Lord of Middle Earth...
A Democrat praying? C'mon, that's gotta be photoshopped.
Most beneficient, Lord Barack Hussein Obama (peace be upon him)...
Goddammit! Who put superglue in the soap dispenser?
Oh Please Lord, make it get hard tonight.The viagra just ain´t working.(reply from God: FUCK OFF Harry!) Dennis IIIhope I don´t go to hell for that one Forgive Me PLEASE OH LORD.Iknow You understand.
Hey Dutchman, at 100 captions we´r gona have a winner right??? I could use another case of ammo. Dennis III
Please let my period come on time...
Taylor H said... "Dear Lord, I thank You that I am not like other men..."They ALL pray that one, they're our "leaders" right?!.........NOT!Wayne B
Oh please God...Please let that penis enlargement e mail I received be the "real deal"...
Dear Lord Maobama,Please let there be no Three Percenters in my security detail. I am finding "we are everywhere" stickers all over my office. I am worried... And please make this raging case of herpes go away. Barney Frank said it was nothing and that everything would be alright. I guess that's what I get for trusting a proffesional liar. It just hurts to think I can't trust him anymore.That will be all for now,Amen
To whom it may concern.....the Threepers have caught me and are about to string me up.....BO and nancy are here too and they say were about to become meat chimes...I just pissed myself!....there's no place like home!....there's no place like home! Damn they've tied my feet I can't click my heels........
Oh Joseph Smith and Brigham, please get me on Glen Beck's show so I can sign his non violent pledge. We four will save the world!Mountain rifleman
Please Lord, just one more little boy, just one more without getting caught.
Please don't let them hang me infront of the capital steps.
Ow Lordie I hope this picture gets out there and people thing I'm something I know I'm not. Lord if your listening; We fooled em this long, just one more time.
Nancy....PLEASE show me your tits !
"Please let this bill pass so we can take over the financial sector of the economy"
Please Lord... Don't make the tar really hot. And please don't let there be many feathers (You know about my allergy). And finally, give me the strength to stay on the rail with what little dignity I have left.
USMC Tabks Quote:To whom it may concern.....the Threepers have caught me and are about to string me up.....BO and nancy are here too and they say were about to become meat chimes...I just pissed myself!....there's no place like home!....there's no place like home! Damn they've tied my feet I can't click my heels........Best damn reply on the page thus far.I like the 'meat' chimes line..... LMAO III
Geeze, I hope I don't leave a stain on pelosi's dress
Please don't let them DNA test that stain Pelosi left on my dress. azcIII
Lord Satan, Americans have bought enough weapons and ammo in the past few months to outfit the entire Chinese and Indian armies combined. We are so screwed.
Please Father, don't let my Depends fail again. Everybody is saying they can see skid marks in my skivvies.Amen
Lord Obo, please grant me...... uhh, what was I asking for? Oh yeah, to not get voted out of office, there's more evil nasty Conservatives to tax the c*ap out of.
Oh Lord it's the 6foot fo' inch tall Brother with the pinstripe suit with da' dark glasses, spats an Fedora in the '57 Mercury with the turn pike skirts, with the lights in the wheel wells, 'what's painted lime green, 'with da' reversable license plates, 'what's got windows that you kin' see out but nobody else kin' see in, 'what's got 487 horse power, four on da' floor, fuzzy dice hangin' from da' rear view mirror, an' a big stereo with WolfMan Jack sayin',"Ain't this X-E-R-B Baby!!!!" He's commin' after me an' he'z gonna' kill me cuz' I stiffed him with funny money for that last bag of snort I bought from his prime hooker!!!!
O lord Obama grant your servant the election.
"I *do* believe in spooks, I *do* believe in spooks. I do, I do, I do, I *do* believe in spooks, I *do* believe in spooks, I do, I do, I do, I *do*!
Please oh dark lord satan,forgive me for the sins that I forgot to commit on the citizens of this awfull god fearing nation. Please glorious firm bottomed lord of darkness bestow upon me young asian boys and the blood of thier parents. And help me tax every penny from them before they can even earn it. And most of all dear lord of all evil help me get back to that whore house where people have values and things make sense. Your humble servant and mabey your sex slave when I move down to that blazing love den in the ground ( no not New Orleans ) Harriet ReidP.S. tell ole silly Adolf ill be there soonIn Nancy's name amenTiger striped IIILou Ky
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