Monday, April 26, 2010

Caption contest

64 comments:

John said...

Dear Satan I love you. Love,Harry.

Taylor H said...

"Dear Lord, I thank You that I am not like other men..."

Anonymous said...

Please Satan let me keep my Senate Seat. Love Harry

idahobob said...

Please, please, please, re-elect me.

Anonymous said...

Dear God, I am a freaking hypocrit because you know Mormons don't place their hands like this when praying. ( Harry is a Mormon and Mormons simply entwine their hands,not the way they are in this picture, if Harry was a good Mormon boy he would not position his hands like this)

Anonymous said...

Ohhhhhhmmmmmmmmmm.....
oooooohhhhmmmmmmm.....
Ignore the Constitution...
Focus on the agenda...
Drown out the voices...
Make the illusion real...
ooooohhhhhmmmmmmm...
ooooohhhhhmmmmmmm...

Anonymous said...

Please let me keep my job...

Please let me keep my job...

Please let me keep my job...

G-III
Louisville, KY

Anonymous said...

Bless us and these thy gifts which we are about to recieve, from thy bounty, through Obama our Lord. Amen.

Bob K said...

Dear God, help me in November for I have sinned...

kylben said...

Dear Obama, can I have a pony?

Anonymous said...

Dear God, if there is a god,
Please don't allow the American people find out what I've done now, or I'll end up six feet under. Amen.

Anonymous said...

Harry talking to himself.

Ed Rasimus said...

Please, Lord, don't let Obama find out I voted for McCain...

Kevin Patrick said...

"Lord Vader, this is an unexpected pleasure. We are honored by your presence... "

Anonymous said...

Please God, don't let the Golden Goose die. The American Tax Payer has so much more to 'give'.

Cory

Sloboskya Rotchakokov said...

... and a blow-up doll of Nancy... and the Nu Male Enhancement System...
and please, please don't let them find those soiled jockey shorts I stole from Barry's laundry...

Anonymous said...

Hurry up and take the picture, I can't pose like this forever.

Charlie said...

"Please don't let them read what we're voting on..."

FSHB said...

I'm trying to help them Lord, why can't they just shut up and accept it?

MadDawg308 said...

...and please bring me a pink pony, and a Furby, and a dolly house, and, and I want peace and love and happiness in the world and lots of tax revenue so we can fund all our socialist crap. Please, Santa! Amen.

Ahab said...

Please God, a plague on all Republicans!

Anonymous said...

Oh, Lord, please don't let anyone dig into my family's land dealings here in Lost Wages, they'll nail the whole lot of us.

Bob K

Anonymous said...

Please,please oh please let me have at least one bowel movement today...............

Flight-ER-Doc said...

Yes, my master.......

aughtsix said...

We have a winner!

angry settler said...

Proposed Bill Seeks Punishment for Unauthorized Militia
http://republicbroadcasting.org/?p=8155

AlphaWolf(Mark Mc) said...

"PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE Mr Wizard, could i only have a brain....."

Anonymous said...

Dear Barry,

Please, puuuleeeease don't wear the sandpaper rubber again tonight. And can we do this just once without Barney?

Harry

Anonymous said...

Oh Satan, thank you for the bounty you have given to your loyal servants this year. Please help us be ready when we spring the trap and head to our underground bunkers. We look forward to a world free of the pestilence of lesser men. Please spare a good supply of little boys for my basement chamber. - Harry

ASM826 said...

And may the Lord Obama bless me and keep me all the days of my life. Amen.

SamenoKami said...

"And please let me win the Senate race in Nevada, even if I'm an ignorant, arrogant asshole."

Kent McManigal said...

For these constituents we about to enjoy, we thank Thee, Lord Lucifer.

Anonymous said...

As I lay me down to sleep,
I prey Obammy my soul to keep.
If I should die before I 'wake,
I prey Obammy my soul to take.

In the name of Progressivism, Amen

(I'll probably burn in Hell for this, but this is such a cheap target-rich environment, I couldn't resist.)

B Woodman
III-per

Anonymous said...

Mork-mork-mork,
Bless this pork.
Yeah taxes!

(My take on:
Rub-a-dub-dub
Bless this grub. . . )

B Woodman
III-per

Kyle said...

Mmmm, if I close my eyes I can see it now...I will crush their spirit and future between my hands like this...

Chaos said...

I have sold my soul to you, please don't let them disgrace me by dragging my corps through the streets.

Anonymous said...

Sauron, Lord of Middle Earth...

Anonymous said...

A Democrat praying? C'mon, that's gotta be photoshopped.

Anonymous said...

Most beneficient, Lord Barack Hussein Obama (peace be upon him)...

Uncle Al said...

Goddammit! Who put superglue in the soap dispenser?

dennis308 said...

Oh Please Lord, make it get hard tonight.The viagra just ain´t working.
(reply from God: FUCK OFF Harry!)

Dennis
III
hope I don´t go to hell for that one Forgive Me PLEASE OH LORD.Iknow You understand.

deiis308 said...

Hey Dutchman, at 100 captions we´r gona have a winner right???
I could use another case of ammo.

Dennis
III

Anonymous said...

Please let my period come on time...

Anonymous said...

Taylor H said...

"Dear Lord, I thank You that I am not like other men..."

They ALL pray that one, they're our "leaders" right?!.........NOT!
Wayne B

Anonymous said...

Oh please God...Please let that penis enlargement e mail I received be the "real deal"...

Anonymous said...

Dear Lord Maobama,

Please let there be no Three Percenters in my security detail. I am finding "we are everywhere" stickers all over my office. I am worried...

And please make this raging case of herpes go away. Barney Frank said it was nothing and that everything would be alright. I guess that's what I get for trusting a proffesional liar. It just hurts to think I can't trust him anymore.

That will be all for now,

Amen

USMCTANKS said...

To whom it may concern.....the Threepers have caught me and are about to string me up.....BO and nancy are here too and they say were about to become meat chimes...I just pissed myself!....there's no place like home!....there's no place like home! Damn they've tied my feet I can't click my heels........

Anonymous said...

Oh Joseph Smith and Brigham, please get me on Glen Beck's show so I can sign his non violent pledge. We four will save the world!

Mountain rifleman

dwayne chandler said...

Please Lord, just one more little boy, just one more without getting caught.

Anonymous said...

Please don't let them hang me infront of the capital steps.

Patriot said...

Ow Lordie I hope this picture gets out there and people thing I'm something I know I'm not. Lord if your listening; We fooled em this long, just one more time.

Anonymous said...

Nancy....PLEASE show me your tits !

D said...

"Please let this bill pass so we can take over the financial sector of the economy"

1stSgtUSMC said...

Please Lord... Don't make the tar really hot. And please don't let there be many feathers (You know about my allergy). And finally, give me the strength to stay on the rail with what little dignity I have left.

Anonymous said...

USMC Tabks Quote:To whom it may concern.....the Threepers have caught me and are about to string me up.....BO and nancy are here too and they say were about to become meat chimes...I just pissed myself!....there's no place like home!....there's no place like home! Damn they've tied my feet I can't click my heels........


Best damn reply on the page thus far.

I like the 'meat' chimes line..... LMAO


III

Weaver said...

Geeze, I hope I don't leave a stain on pelosi's dress

Anonymous said...

Please don't let them DNA test that stain Pelosi left on my dress.
azcIII

Anonymous said...

Lord Satan, Americans have bought enough weapons and ammo in the past few months to outfit the entire Chinese and Indian armies combined. We are so screwed.

BrownWaterNavy said...

Please Father, don't let my Depends fail again. Everybody is saying they can see skid marks in my skivvies.
Amen

Anonymous said...

Lord Obo, please grant me...... uhh, what was I asking for? Oh yeah, to not get voted out of office, there's more evil nasty Conservatives to tax the c*ap out of.

skybill said...

Oh Lord it's the 6foot fo' inch tall Brother with the pinstripe suit with da' dark glasses, spats an Fedora in the '57 Mercury with the turn pike skirts, with the lights in the wheel wells, 'what's painted lime green, 'with da' reversable license plates, 'what's got windows that you kin' see out but nobody else kin' see in, 'what's got 487 horse power, four on da' floor, fuzzy dice hangin' from da' rear view mirror, an' a big stereo with WolfMan Jack sayin',"Ain't this X-E-R-B Baby!!!!" He's commin' after me an' he'z gonna' kill me cuz' I stiffed him with funny money for that last bag of snort I bought from his prime hooker!!!!

Anonymous said...

O lord Obama grant your servant the election.

Anonymous said...

"I *do* believe in spooks, I *do* believe in spooks. I do, I do, I do, I *do* believe in spooks, I *do* believe in spooks, I do, I do, I do, I *do*!

Anonymous said...

Please oh dark lord satan,
forgive me for the sins that I forgot to commit on the citizens of this awfull god fearing nation. Please glorious firm bottomed lord of darkness bestow upon me young asian boys and the blood of thier parents. And help me tax every penny from them before they can even earn it. And most of all dear lord of all evil help me get back to that whore house where people have values and things make sense. Your humble servant and mabey your sex slave when I move down to that blazing love den in the ground ( no not New Orleans ) Harriet Reid

P.S. tell ole silly Adolf ill be there soon

In Nancy's name amen

Tiger striped III
Lou Ky