Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Oh, OK. Apparently only American firearms owners can be terrorists.

See, it says so right here.

This explains all the demands I got from the left-collectivists to be prosecuted under the PATRIOT Act (which they used to hate when it was applied to Islamo-fascists), sent to Guantanamo (ditto) and raped in prison ( a la Abu Graib). Of course they threw in there that I should be raped by a black man, but that is only because they are as obsessed with race as a a Nazi Gauleiter of Lower Swabia in 1935. Personally -- and for the record -- I would object to being raped by a Norwegian Odin-worshipper as strenuously as I would by Muhammed Akbar (formerly known as Ladarius Smith). Which is why I do not intend to go submit to arrest if I can help it. They'll have to kill me first. If we are now playing by Olofson Rules, I can deal with that.

4 comments:

johnnyreb said...

Ah yes. The tolerant, compassionate, inclusive left.

They love diversity, as long as everyone thinks exactly as they do.

Richard
III

Taylor H said...

Ugh, he's setting us up!

Anonymous said...

It's simple:
Terrorists are now considered patriots.

Patriots are now considered terrorists.

Since Present Obama is post-American, Foreign Policy means getting tough with Americans. Domestic Policy means building hospitals in other parts of the world.

Everybody got that?

Eric
III to get ready . . .

d3vnull said...

"I do not intend to go submit to arrest if I can help it. They'll have to kill me first. If we are now playing by Olofson Rules, I can deal with that."

Same here...they can kiss my @$$