Friday, April 2, 2010

The impending calamity -- Dogs and cats, living together. Mass hysteria.

Dr. Peter Venkman: This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.

Mayor: What do you mean, "biblical"?

Dr Ray Stantz: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath of God type stuff.

Dr. Peter Venkman: Exactly.

Dr Ray Stantz: Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!

Dr. Egon Spengler: Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes...

Winston Zeddemore: The dead rising from the grave!

Dr. Peter Venkman: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!


Plus, Guam could tip over. (Be sure and watch the video.) A Democrat congressman demonstrates his grasp of the physical sciences, enunciating Fudd's First Law of Opposition:

"If you push something hard enough, it will fall over."

From the Firesign Theater album "I Think We're All Bozos On This Bus". First hit upon by scientist Sir Sidney Fudd when he accidentally knocked his wife down the stairs.


When this taxpayer-funded moke is finally able to apply Teslacle's Deviant to Fudd's Law -- "It goes in -- it must come out" -- he'll be banging on all cylinders.

8 comments:

dennis308 said...

This vidio doe's not speak very well for the intelgence of the people of georgia. It can't be that there are people stupid enough to vote for this Idiot.

gkemp said...

They not only vote, they breed as well.

Taylor H said...

I heard about that. Why are we worried about Guam again?

Longbow said...

That was too funny! The Officer being questioned does his best not to laugh.

Atlanta, this is the best you can do?

Ha!

PeaceableGuy said...

Please tell me this news story was an April Fools joke...

Anonymous said...

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Dedicated_Dad said...

dennis: He's from Sheila McKinney's (gerrymandered) district. His sole qualification was - sadly - not his brain...

DD

PS: I started to end with ", but a much larger organ..."

Reading that, it didn't quite define what I was trying to say...

I L-LOLed...

Howlsatmoon said...

Wasn't a joke, and although my immediate reaction was a chortle, it quickly sank in that this bozo....albeit, and "truly" reported to have advanced HepIII, is on the Committee on Armed Services....then I got depressed.

The Admiral was wiping his eyeball to keep from saying something disrespectful.....