Thursday, January 15, 2009

Sipsey Street Irregular Poll

We don't do polls very often here at SSI, but I'm curious to know the majority opinion on this question:

Is this man too ugly to be on television?



I do know this. Calling Henry Waxman "rat-faced" is an insult to honest rats everywhere.

16 comments:

Atlas Shrug said...

Why'd you have to do that? I've lost any appetite I might have had....

Ironically, the only thing uglier that Waxman's face is his black hearted soul (or the facade of a soul that holds its place). That man is truly evil.

He may be the most consumately hideous man I've ever seen.

jon said...

good lord.

Kyle Bennett said...

Beauty is only skin deep.... but ugly is to the bone. For some people, their appearance is an outward manifestation of their inner depravity and corruption. Unfortunately, we can see way too much of Waxman's innards, in more ways than one.

45superman said...

The thing is, Waxman's appearance is the one thing I do like about him. He makes me feel handsome--something I would otherwise never experience.

straightarrow said...

Perhaps he has a reversal thing going on as regards "The Portrait of Dorian Grey".

threepers creeper said...

Disgusting, can anyone say Leper Cave? Because it certainly looks as if that is where he crawled out from under.

threepers creeper said...

Wait a minute. It just dawned on me who this guy reminds me of. He is Leatherface's evil twin isn't he?

thedweeze said...

Ten pounds of ugly in an eight pound bag.

:)

Oldfart said...

It could be a lot worse. What if he and Helen Thomas had a child?

Cemetery's Gun Blob said...

This is a joke right?

That can't be real?

He looks like on of those folks from that old Twilight Zone episodes about plastic surgery......

Timmeehh said...

He doesn't look like a rat, he looks like a vampire bat.


http://www.sciencenmore.com/bat-vampire_001.jpg

Mike H said...

Reminds me of the gnomes that run the bank in Harry Potter. Also in my sons 'gov' class the teacher said there were people voting for Barry Soetoro because he was handsome (he doesn't like him btw). Handsome I said. He looks like Count Chocula. Oh yeah then during 2004, Kerry was referred to as the 'sex appeal' candidate by Natalie Portman. Consider the source there. Hooray for Hollyweird, where facade sells.

OTOH, I knew a woman whose face was eaten up by cancer. She was salt of the earth. Same with a gal who lost her face in an auto accident. Indeed, it's the eye of the beholder. Plus a good bs detector helps -s-.

Anonymous said...

That man is batboys father! I saw it in the weekly world news.

Anonymous said...

That guy has always reminded me of a cross between a pig and an impish character out of a nightmare.

idahobob said...

OMYGOSH!!!
Are he and Chertov related?

Bob
III

Anonymous said...

Damn. When I first saw it, I thought it was Rizzo the Rat, Gonzo Greene's torture partner.