(the following is a complete fabrication of events in the mind of Nolo, but I wouldn't be surprised if it's pretty accurate)
So this is how this all came about
You have some seniors that have probably been talking too loudly about the .gov “treading on them”, and they don’t like it. One of their neighbors probably saw the dangerous Tea Party Flag (Gadsden) in their yard and either sent it to Flag@Whitehouse.gov or #AttackWatch on twitter…
Well, then the FBI gets involved, because Napolitano has told us that you have to be weary of those with military experience who are tea partiers. So, they see these seniors fit the terrorist bill perfectly (white, military, tea partier) and try to infiltrate the GG4’s (Geriatric Gang of Four). They do so quite easily because the GG4’s talk so damn much about everything. The infiltrator says “Hey, have you read this book absolved? It’s online and free to read”.
Mike Vanderboegh is writing a book. Mike Vanderboegh is also responsible for Fast & Furious coming to light and what will be the end of many a career and the beginning of many a jail sentences. The .gov does not appreciate the SureFire beam that Mike is bringing to their ever increasing “treadings & treasons.”
So, MSNBC and Mediamatters are upset that Mike’s getting all this exposure for F&F. They are calling for Fox to denounce Mike. The .gov is also upset and needs to “find a way… a believable way” for Mike V to be shut up permanently without actually killing him. What better way than to implicate him in a terror plot? (lol) Fuck! That just might work! “Lanny! remember those times we set up those other guys?? Make it so with Mike. Just make sure it’s like totally believable!” Surely the media will report it just like we say to….
The GG4’s have never heard of Absolved… hell, they don’t even have the internet, but the infiltrator hands them printed copies of the online novel so they can read (in large print too). After reading the printouts, the GG4’s don’t quite understand what they just read, but no worry… FBI guy is stirring the pot… “So, you see if we did XYZ, just like they did in Mike Vanderboegh’s online book, who lives in Alabama, who used to be a militia guy, just like us”.
Old guys buy in, slightly, because you know.. they are still pissed. FBI guy constantly puts pressure on them to “take overt steps in furtherance of the conspiracy”. (I have no doubt that these words may actually be on tape) So they do. And then they consent to recording their conversations. FBI guy brings up the printed novel. He needs to link Mike V to the SeniorWalker plot. If he does this right and connects the two, he will get a fat promotion and will be saving the world from evil scary books. The link is made on tape.
The feds indict the GG4’s. The Media, already needing to discredit Messenger Mike for his reporting on F&F, pounce on the new “allegation” that his book is the template for the GG4 plot. “Holy shit he was in the militia too! Hey, look over here! Terrorist!”
And so there we are. The .gov is fabricating “evidence” to use against citizens for no reason other than he was shining a very powerful light on our own .gov’s crimes. Scary, no?
Thursday, November 3, 2011
Maybe I need a federal lawyer after all. . .
Tip of the boonie to Nolo Contendere: