Holder lickspittle and reporter Jordy Yager of the Associated Press says the Field Marshal has not yet begun to fight.

"I have not yet begun to perjure myself!"

Lickspittle:

1. A toady, sycophant, spaniel, groveller or yes-man.
2. A flunky or lackey.
3. A lapdog.
4. A reptile or creeper.
5. A flatterer or courtier.
-- Webster's Dictionary

Holder pushes back on Fast and Furious probe.

The amazing thing to me is that there is no new information in this article -- no interview with Holder or anything, just a rehash of what is already out there and has been for a week. And yet an AP story, just because it IS an AP story, will get great play in papers around the country and the world. It is as if Yager's masters told him: "Go write a piece about our valiant Attorney General's struggle against the politically-motivated GOP crusaders."

And he did.

Once a lickspittle, always a lickspittle.

When Holder is gone from office, I will post a lonely hearts announcement for Yager:

"Ever faithful but lonely lickspittle looking for new federal asshole to serve. Contact Jordy Yager at the Associated Press."