Tuesday, November 15, 2011

David Codrea: ATF classifies Chore Boy pot scrubber pads as NFA firearms.


"Today's Gun Rights Examiner report shows how, with the proper materials and a bit of elbow grease, hard-to-eradicate rights can be scrubbed right out!"

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

What about pillows?

They can muffle gunshots

Do pillows and guns equal constructive possession of a silencer?

Anonymous said...

Word has it my cat is worried his fur will soon be classified as a "firearm" - and we'll have to shave him and keep him indoors this Winter . . . on top of all the forms we'll have to fill out.

The Missus is already asking if we'll have to install a live feed internet camera in the bedroom (where he sleeps) or the bathroom (where his litter box is) to prove we're not secretly harboring other cats, or allowing him to grow his fur back.

Next thing you know we'll have to register his claws as "deadly weapons" not allowed in Kommifornia, New Yawk, New Joisey, (M)assachussetts or Ill-inois, the horror!

Come to think of it, that might be why that agent stomped on the kitten a few years back during the unfruitful raid on that dealer. Guess she didn't want to have to do the paperwork on the one possible "firearm" they DID find.

-GLM III

Anonymous said...

First it was kitchen matches. This isn't going to end.

Bad Cyborg said...

No surprises here.

Pigs WILL be pigs.


{Walks away shaking his head and muttering "Yup. Yup. Land o' the free an' home o' the brave. Says so right here on the label.")

Anonymous said...

Head'n to the store to stock up here boss. Gotta keep my pots clean.

Dedicated_Dad said...

So...

If I have a REGISTERED suppressor, and I repack it, I've MADE a NEW DEVICE?

Assuming I pay the $200 tax as directed, then I now have TWO sets of paperwork to go with the ONE device?

W-T-F, Over?!

Scott J said...

Hey, maybe this will rally suburban soccer moms to our cause.

The ATF meddling in their ability to clean the dishes? They won't like that.

Kinda like the Fudds and the shotguns.

Anonymous said...

Ya see! It goes something like this. Three times four is twelve. There are twelve inches on a ruler. Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. Queen Elizabeth was also a ship. Ships sail the seas. The seas have fishes. The fishes have fins. The Finns fought the Russians. The Russians are red. And that's why fire engines are red, because they're always rushing all over. (From a 1960's Three Stooges trading card)

Now, doesn't that make about as much sense as some of the explanations coming out of the ATF technology folks?

Anonymous said...

Sure glad the ATF informed us about the Chore Boys. Need to run to the store and stock up just in case I need to take out the neighbor's barking dog and not wake anyone. What's next? are the ATF clowns gonna tell us how to make a mortar or perhaps a howitzer using drain cleaner and twinkies? Inquiring minds wanna know.