The eye of a hurricane.As announced previously, there is a big meeting of ATF brass coming up. What you, gentle readers, do not know is that this is the culmination of great turmoil at that troubled agency. There is a hurricane blowing through the Concrete Asshole of the Universe and whether it is a cleansing force or bodes future evil remains to be seen.
Thanks to our many sources within and without the agency, we have a pretty good understanding of what is happening as well as where the meeting is taking place.
This is what we planned to do: Greet the participants at the street with guerrilla theater -- characters dressed up as Waldo and Ramsey Bear -- handing out welcoming leaflets, singing songs and having a great time. At the same time, "We are everywhere" stickers would be placed in the public restrooms by Threeper saboteurs. Lawyers and camerafolk were lined up (for "Ramsey" and "Waldo" would certainly end up being bent over a cruiser trunk with their hands behind their backs). Preparations were well along on this when we learned some related details of things happening within (and nearby) the agency.
Thus, it has been decided for now that while the current hurricane is blowing, it might be better in the long term interest of liberty, justice and the American Republic, to observe the storm from the eye and wait and see if the rotten trees get uprooted by the force of it.
So the real Waldo and friends will continue to keep their eyes and ears open, but in the interests of the very real struggle now going on between the nominal reformers and the corrupt nemesis that is the Chief Counsel's Office, we will give the agency this little gift and not embarrass them at their big come-to-Jesus meeting.
Bob Wright, among others, can then put his $100 donation to the guerrilla theater into more concrete preparations rather than as a deposit on a bear costume.
So, have a nice meeting, gun cops.
We'll we watching with great interest.
The alleged leader of a merry band of Three Percenters.
PS: We ARE everywhere.