Saturday, August 7, 2010

Caption contest.


COL Robert "Mad Bob" REDACTED of the fabled Dogtown Rangers offers this:

"It's called 'redress of grievances,' you collectivist asshole."

60 comments:

Slobyskya Rotchakokov said...

Smile, Mrs. Pelosi - we're ready for your closeup...

Witchwood said...

"God I f***ing hate prairie dogs."

radiowave said...

You have ignored our founding documents; welcome to our founding methods.

Alvie D. Zane said...

Here's the change you've been waiting for.

Alvie D. Zane said...

Can you hear me NOW?

Alvie D. Zane said...

Spotter: I wonder if the EPA will come after me for the dust this gun will kick up.
Sniper: If we're lucky.

Alvie D. Zane said...

This is a great place to build a church. Right over.....there.

Alvie D. Zane said...

This IS my protest sign.

Alvie D. Zane said...

Let me just push this "reset" button.

Toaster 802 said...

I can see November from here...

Scott J said...

I still get to vote.

Uncle Lar said...

One man, one vote.

Dakota said...

OK, now smile mother fucker...squeeeeeeeze.

Anonymous said...

Hey you collectivist a$$holes, this is how we'll vote if you don't leave town and give us our country back.

-Locked n Loaded

1911A1 said...

"No, You Can't"

Anonymous said...

here's a little kiss for ya.

Anonymous said...

Hey, Harry! Catch this!

Anonymous said...

"We tried it your way....it didn't work, now we're gonna do it our way...smile!"

Anonymous said...

Well, I guess I can check him/her off the list.

Pericles said...

Reach out and touch someone.

MikeH. said...

The cure for what ails U.S.

MikeH.
III

Sean said...

Waffen Macht Frei.

Taylor H said...

Any of you politicians want to play William Tell?

Taylor H said...

Hold still, you've got something on your face...

kenlowder said...

Just like AT&T Long distance, the next best thing to being there. How about, 'Reach out and touch someone.'

Ken

Dedicated_Dad said...

Don't aim for the head -- it's empty.

Aim for the heart -- CRAP!! None of them *HAVE* one!

Aim for the @$$ -- that's where they keep their heads most of the time anyway!!

Defender said...

"That's not just my line in the sand you just crossed -- it's a range marker."

idahohunter said...

Soap Box, Ballot Box, Cartridge Box. One Man, One Voice, One Shot.

Anonymous said...

Here is my vote!

Anonymous said...

Now you see this brand new rifle, I got it sighted just today.

Mountain rifleman

Kevin said...

"you seem to be lacking enough lead in your diet. I'm here to correct that."

Anonymous said...

Reggie: I've got a job for you Brian... Now here's what I want you to do *whispers*

TypicalClinger said...

"Typical White Clinger"... You bet your ASS!!

Uncle Al said...

"I wish I'd brought a telephoto lens," muttered the photographer.

Uncle Al said...

Real Real Kill
the superior pesticide

Ed said...

Some say the .50 BMG round was developed as an anti-cavalry round.
This is for you and the horse you rode in on.

Uncle Al said...

Hold still, you've got something on your shoulders...

(Credit goes to Taylor H)

Defender said...

A muzzle brake is not a device to keep your dog from eating too fast.


I didn't see the need to buy one until they said I COULDN'T have one.

.50-inch of diplomacy by other means.

Dan III said...

May I cast a vote for Defender @ 10:05?
"That's not just my line in the sand you just crossed -- it's a range marker."

Lots of good ones, but I think that sums it up.

Anonymous said...

One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

Anonymous said...

30 comments so far....

I wonder what that actually translates to in terms of actual combat force in application?

Anonymous said...

Say Hello to my leettle friend!

Anonymous said...

The ROE says I can't use this on personnel, only on equipment. Wait, I think I see a pistol belt and a canteen walking around.

Jimmy the Saint said...

Step Two: Shovel
Step Three: Shut up.

Anonymous said...

Fuck with me, you're fuckin' with fire. Fuck with fire, you're gonna get burned....

Blue said...

You can run but you'll just die tired....

TPaine said...

Smile! Wait for flash!

Nemesis said...

Taking out the trash...

One verminous traitor at a time.

Send it!

Anonymous said...

"When you care enough to send the very best."

Anonymous said...

My usual presecription is an ounce of lead to the back of the head - but in this case I think we need a little more. Hold still, you won't even feel this . . .

-JRM III

(interesting word - pereach. As in "apply one per each violator of our rights"?)

Anonymous said...

ultima ratio civitas

or

nolo abrada nothus

converse

semper nothus attrita

woerm/thr

Anonymous said...

Yes, it's Big. No, I do not have a small penis - Be itch.

Anonymous said...

You can't be serious...I am on vacation... Elena Ceausescu.

III more than them said...

When you care to send the very best...
....Spall-Mark

The body is 75% water...
....let's water the dry earth

...aaaaaaand 30... Hey! I got enough points to get that pizza now!

Here comes your new asshole.....

Mini-gun my ass... what a waste of ammo.....

Defender said...

Thanks, Dan III. I read it somewhere. Somewhere like here.
I love TPaine's "Smile. Wait for flash"!

Seriously, a New Haven, Conn. man was arrested at his office for mentioning the beer distributorship shootings last week and saying he "understood the killer's mindset."
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5hIgcmXBH26HwGaNbu8TRIQw_w3lQD9HDUH880.

Maybe he took a class in abnormal psychology. I did. I guess the professor should be behind bars, since he "understands" too.
If another New Haven resident, Mrs. Kelo, had decided to go postal rather than have her house taken by the city for an office park that would produce more tax revenue, I would have understood her mindset.
I STILL don't understand, though, why Sen. Dianne Feinstein isn't in prison for pointing a semi-auto at congressional colleagues, finger on trigger, and saying "I feel like taking some of you out."

Matt said...

Barrett M82A1 . . .$11,000.
100 Rounds .50 BMG . . . $331.40
Watering the Tree of Liberty . . .

Priceless.

Happy D said...

Stand by for Pain!

Happy D said...

Just like shootin Elephants uncle Carl. Cept I never feel bad about it.

Happy D said...

Prop .50 not subject to judicial activism.

Anonymous said...

This won't hurt
but you'll feel a little sting