Monday, August 30, 2010

Never, ever, eat a ballpark hotdog in Starkville, Mississippi.

Death warmed over lurks beneath the surface in Starkville, Mississippi

I did yesterday at the Mississippi State versus Southern Miss women's soccer game and it knocked me for a loop. I'll be back posting tomorrow.

19 comments:

Alvie D. Zane said...

Didn't Johnny Cash write a song about Starkville, Mississippi?

I'm sure it wasn't about a hot dog, but it wasn't a fun time.

Get well soon, bro.

Moe Death said...

Geez, Mike, you eat hot dogs cooked in public? Hell, I'm not crazy about my MREs that contain the five fingers of Death...

Bill
III

Anonymous said...

Sorry to hear it. If you feel up to reading still I just read an interesting and quite good (in my opinion) article on the "true source of the right to bear arms" http://www.ncc-1776.org/tle2008/tle459-20080309-04.html

Anonymous said...

I'd advise against anything from any ballpark other than a sealed candy bar.

Hope you are back to your fighting strength soon.

Jay Stang said...

You ate the one finger of death, huh?

MikeH. said...

How can any place screw up a hot dog? It's un-American!!!

Hope you feel better.

MikeH.
III

ParaPacem said...

I coulda warned you; Starkville is the home of the Colgate Dental Floss Recycling Center, and the local drugstores carry a regional favorite of men's cologne called Eau d'Abbatoir.

Anonymous said...

Then again - you didn't see a black SUV with blacked out windows and a GOV license plate lurking around behind the concession stand did you?

Scott J said...

Practice for the coming unpleasantness when we have to do a little scrounging for foodstuffs?

Unknown said...

Wul eny dern fool knows ya shunt eat hot dogs. They'se made from lips n th uther end of thu animul. Nuthin else involved cept maybe some lungs and goonads.

EJR914 said...

Darn man! Feel better soon! I was recently sick as well.

RLJ said...

Seems you have found, as it were, "the fingers of death."

Anonymous said...

Get well soonest. Stay hydrated.

B Woodman
III-per

Anonymous said...

imagine that type of contamination on a broader scale, or worse.
Take care Mike, hope you are feeling better really soon. Food poisioning really SUCKs, been there got that t-shirt(s).
VETTOM III

Anonymous said...

Sounds like you might have experienced something out of one of your chapters of Absolved. Any chance they thought you worked for Brightfire?
}:-]

Bad Cyborg said...

Glad to see that you're still alive and kicking. Was beginning to wonder if the feds had decided to silence their least favorite gadfly.

Hope you get to feeling better, Dutchman.

Bad Cyborg X

Bad Cyborg said...

MIke, I read the article DB referenced. VERY good stuff IMHO. It would seem to dovetail nicely with your ideas. I'd love to hear your thoughts on the idea that "our right to bear arms depends [solely] on . . . our willingness to kill anyone who attempts to confiscate them"

Bad Cyborg X

Anonymous said...

What part of Go! Dogs! did you not understand? Hate that you were sick. I have eaten many a dozen in Duty Noble Field with no ill effects.
Get well.

Anonymous said...

Mr. V. hehehehehehe.....you're funny !

DAN
III