Scene: Elevator in Federal Building near you. Get on, ride until you are alone.
Step One: Once you have privacy, take one of these and stick it on the inner door.
Step Two: Add a liberal squirt of this.
Step Three: Exit building.
Step Four: Laugh your Liquid ASS off all the way home.
12 comments:
Sounds like limburger cheese.
It smells that way and the odor will linger for hours or even days if enough is rubbed on. It works really good on elevator buttons and door handles, plus it cannot be seen if applied carefully. The fingers who come in contact with it will smell like it for hours in spite of frequent washing.
The federal building I visited smelled that way anyway.
Watch out for security cameras, please! See if you can come up with a quick and stealthy way to place the sticker.
I guess it must be an exclusive club .... speaking about where the stickers are available to buy. I guess the rest of us aren't to be trusted with them. Have asked on several occasions.
dakota..
http://www.zazzle.com/three_percenters_sticker-217996745076655503
ok?
Dakota, any office supply store will sell you blank sticker stock. Just put it in your laser printer and off you go.
Wear gloves and make sure there is no camera in the elevator..... please, display a modicum of tradecraft folks...
http://www.zazzle.com/3_percent_we_are_everywhere_bumper_sticker-128496539346437807
Just 4 U Dakota!
Wayne B
Just ordered 120 2"X2" stickers from my local sign maker. I figured to just slap one over every obumble bumber sticker I can "access", heh.
Dakota,
There are no official "stickers" - those who have them are printing their own. I can neither confirm nor deny ever having seen one myself, but I CAN speak from experience as to how to make stickers in-general...
Go to your favorite office-supply store (or wal-mart) and find some stickers in a size you like. It's sometimes great fun to be sure to get the ones that are nearly impossible to remove...
Make sure you get the right stickers for the type of printer you have -- inkjet or laser!
Go to the maker's website (look for the instructions in/on the box) and get the "template" for your favorite word-processor program. I use "OpenOffice" but MS Word/WordPerfect/Works/Etc will all work...
Save the image from this post or others on this blog.
Create your "sticker template" on your PC by following the instructions that came with the stickers/on the website...
Put the stickers in your printer
Print off as many as you like!!
This is how everyone else has done it!
DD
It's a nice thing to see all the help one gets for free from you folks. I just watched all the people come to my aid and to Dakota with the stickers and how to make them. Thank you.
There is hope for us, for we are still the backbone of America.
Semper Fidelis, 0321
those if us working in Federal buildings who would be encouraged and pleased to see a III sticker will be made less so by the scent.
Jus sayin'
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