The gathering place for a merry band of Three Percenters. (As denounced by Bill Clinton on CNN!)
I was at the gym, punishing myself for not being able to button my dress blues, and I was buying some protein bars. I looked up at the television and there was Jersey Shore, in all its puerile glory. I felt my brain atrophying as I listened to these idiots brag about their sexual conquests. I started to hyperventilate, so I started reciting my mantra over and over again:The M16A2 service rifle is a 5.56mm shoulder fired, magazine fed, gas operated, air cooled weapon. The M16A2 service rifle...Tragedy averted, all returning to calm.
all you need to know about snooki: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe7V85lA-bI&feature=related
If such a woman, totally devoid of intellect, morals, and propriety did not exist, she would have to be invented. Either that, or call in the U.S. Secretary of State.
Obama probably didn't know...his earlier Snooki ref was the result of reading from the cue cards or the teleprompter....As for Snooki, the Jersey shore or the mindless bullshit....the regime wants us to watch, so they can coninue on unfettered..
And THEN... and THEN... later that night, Joy Behar of "The View" on her own show on HLN Network, had Ben Stein as a guest. He said Obama really shined, was a wonderful speaker, very personable. He made a very few allusions to Obama taking credit for things that were done before he was elected, but I was amazed how this brilliant conservative/libertarian thinker gave them a pass for their fluffery and mediocrity. Stein DID note that Obama was so relaxed because "he was among friends," which may have been a subtle dig at those vacuous liberals. It reminded me of the burning question a COLLEGE STUDENT asked Clinton: "The world wants to know. Boxers or briefs?" Even people who should know better, like Hannity, were discussing "Sex on TV: where do we draw the line?" last night. As for Jersey Shore and all those movies glorifying gangsters, grifters and gutter trash... that's really the best that many people seem to aspire to, and the entertainment industry wouldn't provide such rotten fare if people did not eat it up. It's telling that one way to keep dangerous, low-functioning people away from your place of business is to play Mozart.
I wonder if during the midst of the revolution a segment of the population was more concerned with who Ben Franklin was bedding than how Washington's army fared. Somehow I doubt it...Folks its things like this, insignificant though it may seem, that speaks volumes on how far our civilization has sank.
Who the fuck is Snooki and why should I give a damn about her?
Snooki is Charkie Brown's beakle pup, from the comic strip, "Peakuts".
Anon 10:17THANK YOU!
Honest to gosh, when I saw the headline I thought to myself does he mean "Sookie" and what the hell does Anna Paquin have to do with Obama? Then I saw the picture and realized I had no idea who MV was talking about. So I looked her up an found out she is a character on a TV show named "Jersey Shore". I still have no idea who she is. Maybe I need to get out more...
Snooki fun to ride (maybe ?),but if ya want comanionship get a dog. Dennis III Texas
Just another pretty face with an empty head. Unless she's been to gunsite. LOLGrog III
Jay:Thank you for the mantra, I will use that.
I had to comment on the fact I DONT GIVE A DOG POOP, well ok maybe a little buttttttt thats it. a little bit butt not allot or too much but a little.
It looks to me like a "snooki" is essentially the result of miscegenation between a plus-sized guidette and an oompa-loompa.Why Dear Reader -- or *I* for that matter -- should care is beyond me...DD
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