The New York Post reports:
Massachusetts Congressman Barney Frank caused a scene when he demanded a $1 senior discount on his ferry fare to Fire Island's popular gay haunt, The Pines, last Friday. Frank was turned down by ticket clerks at the dock in Sayville because he didn't have the required Suffolk County Senior Citizens ID.
A witness reports, "Frank made such a drama over the senior rate that I contemplated offering him the dollar to cool down the situation." Frank made news last year when he was spotted looking uncomfortable around a bevy of topless, well-built men at the Pines Annual Ascension Beach Party. Frank's spokesperson confirmed to Page Six that his partner, James Ready, asked the ticket office for a regular ticket for himself and a senior ticket for Frank, "but was turned down because Frank didn't have a resident ID."
Fire Island Tourist Poster.
8 comments:
What a cheep screw!!
Dr.D III
He must have thought it was a fairy dock.
Ah, irony. A fairy riding on a ferry....
An unfair fairy ferry fare?
drdave III
Mike,
Yer really tryin' ta make me puke today, aintcha?
Poor, poor, little fairy.
Bob
III
"[H]e demanded a $1 senior discount on his ferry fare to Fire Island..."
This is evidently a typographical error. It should read "fairy" fare.
Vas? He vas not haffing ze korrect paperrs? Vell, vell.
Karma is karma. This was a very, very small warning.
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