Sipsey Street Irregulars: Unconfirmed document of communication between Mike Lawlor and Eric Holder.

Thursday, February 6, 2014

Unconfirmed document of communication between Mike Lawlor and Eric Holder.

The following communication from R.A. Bear came over my electronic transom last night. It is unconfirmed. Repeat: unconfirmed.

From: Ramsey A. Bear, CPT, S-2, Dogtown Rangers Constitutional Militia

To: georgemason1776@aol.com; REDACTED; REDACTED; and COL Robert "Mad Bob" REDACTED

Subject: Intercepted message from Mike Lawlor

Gentlemen:

The following has come into our hands, along with the accompanying candid photograph of Mike Lawlor, although we are unable at present to vouch for its authenticity:

February 5, 2014

The Honorable Eric Holder, Jr.

Attorney General

Robert F. Kennedy Department of Justice Building

950 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW

Washington, DC 20530-0001

Dear Attorney General Holder:

My name is Mike Lawlor. I am an important law enforcement executive in the State of Connecticut, even though I am not a sworn agent, and I am writing to ask you to prevent people from purchasing skewers of any type for a period of 90 days because I have heard there is a run on them and they are going to be used in planned demonstrations that disrespect my lawful authority, that have been instigated personally by the horrible letters sent to me by Mike Vanderboegh of Pinson, Alabama. Mr. Vanderboegh has been maliciously scouring and inspecting the public records and has the unmitigated gall to use statements I have made which may have caused the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) to unjustly deny me employment, and questioned my patriotism but admit he has not drawn attention to my baldness which I can't help because who of us can question the wisdom of the Almighty who caused that to happen or had his abettor in treachery David Codrea draw some inappropriate cartoon on it with PhotoShop.

If you don't comply with my request, your desire to make criminals out of ordinary law abiding citizens will be thwarted. Examples of the skewer types that I have heard will be used to blaspheme me are pictured below for your ease of identification.

We must stand together to thwart the vindictive desires of Mr. Vanderboegh, as you loyally recognize.

Your friend,

{signed}

Mike Lawlor

RAB NOte: "Skewer" attachment referred to unavailable at time of intercept.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...: Ah, Mike, you do have a way with words! Even if it is satire, I can imagine this assclown writing such a letter.; February 6, 2014 at 12:09 PM
Anonymous said...: 79039332495Rent free is one of the best places to live!; February 6, 2014 at 1:27 PM
Anonymous said...: I feel bad for Lawlor. I understand gay guys do not like fat, bald commies with skewers sticking out of their rump regions.; February 6, 2014 at 6:52 PM
Anonymous said...: write a foia request for the communication and confirm it...; February 7, 2014 at 6:21 PM

"Progress made under the shadow of the policeman's club is false progress."

I believe that liberty is the only genuinely valuable thing that men have invented, at least in the field of government, in a thousand years. I believe that it is better to be free than to be not free, even when the former is dangerous and the latter safe. I believe that the finest qualities of man can flourish only in free air – that progress made under the shadow of the policeman's club is false progress, and of no permanent value. I believe that any man who takes the liberty of another into his keeping is bound to become a tyrant, and that any man who yields up his liberty, in however slight the measure, is bound to become a slave. -- H.L. Mencken

"The Fate of Unborn Millions. . ."

"The time is now near at hand which must probably determine, whether Americans are to be, Freemen, or Slaves; whether they are to have any property they can call their own; whether their Houses, and Farms, are to be pillaged and destroyed, and they consigned to a State of Wretchedness from which no human efforts will probably deliver them. The fate of unborn Millions will now depend, under God, on the Courage and Conduct of this army-Our cruel and unrelenting Enemy leaves us no choice but a brave resistance, or the most abject submission; that is all we can expect-We have therefore to resolve to conquer or die." -- George Washington to his troops before the Battle of Long Island.

"We will not go gently . . ."

This is no small thing, to restore a republic after it has fallen into corruption. I have studied history for years and I cannot recall it ever happening. It may be that our task is impossible. Yet, if we do not try then how will we know it can't be done? And if we do not try, it most certainly won't be done. The Founders' Republic, and the larger war for western civilization, will be lost.

But I tell you this: We will not go gently into that bloody collectivist good night. Indeed, we will make with our defiance such a sound as ALL history from that day forward will be forced to note, even if they despise us in the writing of it.

And when we are gone, the scattered, free survivors hiding in the ruins of our once-great republic will sing of our deeds in forbidden songs, tending the flickering flame of individual liberty until it bursts forth again, as it must, generations later. We will live forever, like the Spartans at Thermopylae, in sacred memory.

-- Mike Vanderboegh, The Lessons of Mumbai:Death Cults, the "Socialism of Imbeciles" and Refusing to Submit, 1 December 2008

"A common language of resistance . . ."

"Colonial rebellions throughout the modern world have been acts of shared political imagination. Unless unhappy people develop the capacity to trust other unhappy people, protest remains a local affair easily silenced by traditional authority. Usually, however, a moment arrives when large numbers of men and women realize for the first time that they enjoy the support of strangers, ordinary people much like themselves who happen to live in distant places and whom under normal circumstances they would never meet. It is an intoxicating discovery. A common language of resistance suddenly opens to those who are most vulnerable to painful retribution the possibility of creating a new community. As the conviction of solidarity grows, parochial issues and aspirations merge imperceptibly with a compelling national agenda which only a short time before may have been the dream of only a few. For many Americans colonists this moment occurred late in the spring of 1774." -- T.H. Breen, The Marketplace of Revolution: How Consumer Politics Shaped American Independence, Oxford University Press, 2004, p.1.

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Unconfirmed document of communication between Mike Lawlor and Eric Holder.

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