Wednesday, November 4, 2015

"Experts warn against sex with robots."

This was forwarded to me by a friend with the comment: "I sure wish they'd told me before I married my first wife."

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

No. No sex with robots. That's why we have prostitutes.

Anonymous said...

Oh No! A EMP attack!!!

Anonymous said...

You might want to include the vacuum cleaner too. ;-)

You see, there was this guy once named Charles Darwin.

Anonymous said...

No.

Flesh and blood. Each time. Every time.

Any loser who would fall to that level is an insult to all of his ancestors that came before him. A disgrace to the species.

My ancestors didn't run-down and kill woolly mammoths, survive floods, plagues, wars, famine, and all manner of hardship for me to end up as an overweight, lonely neckbeard wiping the stains of Cheetos off my t-shirt before sticking my manhood in a machine.

Anonymous said...

So what's wrong with a gym sock full of mashed potatoes?

Josh said...

DON'T DATE ROBOTS!
https://vimeo.com/12915013

lol

Anonymous said...

No, no sex with robots, thats why we have long term contracts and over pay females to get out of their marriage contrats.....

unfortunately economics will demand men to do this as they will not be able to afford the unspeakable high prices exacted by the courts on men who get divorced, much less the insane demands of wmoen beofre the "I do " chains clink on.

Sign me, Neal jensen