Sipsey Street Irregulars: Absolutely brilliant send-up of the hoplophobes.

Sunday, February 9, 2014

Absolutely brilliant send-up of the hoplophobes.

Many thanks to Bob Owens for bringing this to my attention.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...: Sadly, I suspect that his comments were so far over those people's (and most all "progressives'" ) heads that it did not even ruffle their hair as it went past.; February 9, 2014 at 11:25 AM
Moe Death said...: Brilliant! That calls for a round of something... Irish!

Bill and Domino
III; February 9, 2014 at 11:36 AM
Anonymous said...: I'd like to see their rebuttal.; February 9, 2014 at 12:07 PM
AJ said...: Excellent.; February 9, 2014 at 1:04 PM
Anonymous said...: This guy's speech was great. What a send-up on the petty tyrants that think it is their obligation to restrict liberty.; February 9, 2014 at 1:15 PM
Holden McGroin said...: Update: the Council was so moved by the presentation that they have unanimously voted to enact most of the suggestions at once. No one will be allowed to purchase, own or transfer a hammer with a weight of over 6 ounces without a State issued carpentry license; likewise screwdrivers, which must be fitted with a key-activated locking guard over the tip. Metal forks must be turned in at a State Utensil depot, and citizens will there be issued a proper number of 'sporks' for each family member.; February 9, 2014 at 6:28 PM
Dakota said...: This may be the answer on how to reach these dumb asses. If you make them look like 1st graders or whatever, maybe they will back off.... or not.; February 9, 2014 at 7:51 PM
Anonymous said...: That was too Tame. He, being Family Man, Understandable. We need someone willing to hurl Dead Rats and follow up with a Volley of 10,000,000 of their Virus-Laden Droppings, along with some Gluey H1N1 Chicken Manure. God is allowing me the Strength today to remain calm even Armed to teeth with Such blessed Ammo. Tomorrow, may he Fade to background. The Fascists nearing their Utopia. captcha; ogyrish prospect. Spit, ptoooey, grrr; February 9, 2014 at 8:01 PM
Anonymous said...: That was too funny! Satire so outrageous that most people listening didn't realize they were being poked - and hard.
I wonder how long it took Family Man to practice this before he could do it with a serious straight face.

B Woodman
III-per; February 10, 2014 at 5:28 AM
Paul X said...: Ridicule is the best weapon.; February 10, 2014 at 6:09 PM
Anonymous said...: Splendid eloquence! Loved it! Nothing like ridicule and sarcasm to scourge the oposition... even funnier when their IQ fails to register they've been mocked.; February 15, 2014 at 10:18 PM

"Progress made under the shadow of the policeman's club is false progress."

I believe that liberty is the only genuinely valuable thing that men have invented, at least in the field of government, in a thousand years. I believe that it is better to be free than to be not free, even when the former is dangerous and the latter safe. I believe that the finest qualities of man can flourish only in free air – that progress made under the shadow of the policeman's club is false progress, and of no permanent value. I believe that any man who takes the liberty of another into his keeping is bound to become a tyrant, and that any man who yields up his liberty, in however slight the measure, is bound to become a slave. -- H.L. Mencken

"The Fate of Unborn Millions. . ."

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"We will not go gently . . ."

This is no small thing, to restore a republic after it has fallen into corruption. I have studied history for years and I cannot recall it ever happening. It may be that our task is impossible. Yet, if we do not try then how will we know it can't be done? And if we do not try, it most certainly won't be done. The Founders' Republic, and the larger war for western civilization, will be lost.

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And when we are gone, the scattered, free survivors hiding in the ruins of our once-great republic will sing of our deeds in forbidden songs, tending the flickering flame of individual liberty until it bursts forth again, as it must, generations later. We will live forever, like the Spartans at Thermopylae, in sacred memory.

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Sunday, February 9, 2014

Absolutely brilliant send-up of the hoplophobes.

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