Monday, July 4, 2011

"Giant midget" arrested in New Jersey! No, not really, just a "semi-automatic machine gun."

Thanks to KABA for this: "Nearly a month since city police began a crime abatement program, the department has seized 16 weapons, including a semi-automatic machine gun, officials said."

Typical comment to the story: "Semi automatic machine gun. Sort of like a giant midget I guess. LOL!! Maybe it was in the same room as a unicorn because they both only exist in liberals no nothing about guns fantasyland."

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

So....

Time to put "semi-automatic machine gun" on my list with "pasteurized processed cheese style food", "artificially flavored juice style beverage", and the one we all know and love, "semi-automatic military styled assault weapon".

Monty Python's view of reality included a government "Department of Silly Walks". Our reality evidently includes a group somewhere that creates phrases that use lots of words to tell us nothing.

W W Woodward said...

The Newark police began a "crime abatement program" a month ago?

Just what in the hell was the police department doing for the 100+ years before they started the program?

[W3]

Anonymous said...

no => know nothing

Anonymous said...

How much is the tax stamp for that?

azcIII

Anonymous said...

Fuggedaboutit Jake; it's Joisey...