Thursday, May 20, 2010

"Oat Keepers"? Another country heard from . . .

One more love letter from a confused collectivist.

-----Original Message-----
From: Carla Polinski
Sent: Thu, May 20, 2010 1:06 pm
Subject: Oath Keeping


It gives me great pleasure to tell you that you are a coward and a con, sir. You will not be able to foment a civil war in this great country, as you and your Oat Keepers are a serious minority (much like the KKK). However, your words and actions inspire me to write you and let you know that I think you are a gay-repressed fartbag who will probably die from a hate-induced heart attack before too long.

Sleep horribly,
Truer Patriot Karl


Flight-ER-Doc said...

Carla? Karl? Is he/she/it confused?

Phelps said...

I think it speaks volumes that Oathkeepers probably are a minority in the US population, but a majority in the Armed Services.

That's really the most salient point, and the most unsustainable situation.

Taylor H said...

Uh...ok then...

jeffohio said...

Hey Carla, his name is not George, and if you stayed awake during school(assuming they still teach American history)you would know that George Mason was a patriot during Americas WAR for independence.
Why are these lib-tards so ignorant!
Carla, if you find "George's" comments offensive, then read up on what the REAL George Mason said about civilian fire-arm ownership.

G3Ken said...

Isn't it amusing that they:

1. Never have a real understanding of the topic or subject they are blabbering about. Not obeying unconstitutional orders vs. KKK? WTF?


2. Always feel the need to start with the name-calling, as if that makes their point any more salient.

Yes and they're the party of "tolerance"? Too bad we're expected to tolerate their perversions, but they don't need to respect the fact that others may have ideas or opinions that differ from theirs.

Dakota said...

Well "George" ..... LOL as they always say you can't please everybody ya know.

I am sure that this is just an example of the crap that you are dealing with daily. We're out here behind you and we understand that it will likely be the enemies of the Constitution that will start this thing.

As always I pray for all of us.

CorbinKale said...

I would view such messages as affirmations that you are on the correct path.

Thanks, for taking the fire.

Anonymous said...

"[Y]ou and your Oat Keepers are a serious minority..."

What in blazes are oat keepers? Are they similar to bread boxes? Do oat keepers function as storage bins for the manufacture of granola?

Are they minorities because there is some more popular way to keep oats?

Carla/Karl/Carol/ is as confusing as he/she/it is confused.

(I rarely resort to ad hominem attacks but some people are not worthy of much respect.)


dwayne chandler said...

To hell, with the Oath Keepers!
There, that's my two cents from my corner of the active duty military, directed solely at the Oat Keepers.

Most sincerely, not anonymously, dwayne chandler.

Anonymous said...

Dear Karl:

We are the minority with all the guns. That makes us a majority.

Hugs & Kisses,


Tangalor said...

I think this karla is trying to suggest that quaker oats are no longer a majority breakfast for most Americans, and this fact is sad.

I'll rename myself Oat Keeper, and make sure all the ideals and tastiness of Oats are safe. My Oat is my bond.

I swear to all that is Oatly, my Oat shall never be forgotten! ... ... and at this rate, probably not sewn, either...

Seriously, though, I thought we were all screwed.. it turns out we're just gonna be a little 'abnormal' in the #2 department.

I see it hitting the fan, and it is bad.

straightarrow said...

Oat Keepers are feed bags you hang over a horse's muzzle. I guess this guy was too far south to realize his other end needed to eat so he hated the Oat Keeper.

Uh, George?? I thought your name was shhhhhhhh........agent 009,

BrianF said...

How come you never tellus these things. First we find out you're a secret British agent, and now we find out you're the Quaker Oats guy.

Anonymous said...

Mike, I am sure this crap gets old but damn, what comic value!!


Anonymous said...

AHH...... So that's where all the bags of oats went.
Damm Hord-er.

Anonymous said...

Who was it who said something like "It's almost better to be despised by the despicable than to be admired by the admirable."?

Mike in KY said...

"Gay-repressed fartbag".

I think I'm going to start using that as my sig line on internet forums.

Gaige said...


... is this a chick or a dude?

DMS said...

Mike (or "George," gotta love that...), I can't say I would have your patience in dealing with this sort of incoherent vitriol from the lost and losers of the world every time I opened my email program. At least you seem to manage to keep a sense of humor about it.

On the plus side, this sort of thing does throw into sharp focus the nature and quality of our enemy. We're not exactly up against the best and the brightest humanity has to offer.


Jennifer III said...

Karl, Carla, whoever/whatever you are....are you from Asia by chance?

I found a great site with some of your buddies on it:

Dan said...

What's with the 'gay-bashing'? I thought being gay was okay with those who are open-minded? How many times have you read or heard about these libiots calling somebody this sort of crap? Wouldn't their fellow darlings, whom they root for, be offended?


Keep smilin' Dutchman. You're a better man than I am!

thedweeze said...

I'm not sure of where one stores oats: a bin? a silo?

But I do know that after you give them to the horse, he can keep them. :)

Moe Death said...

OK, now I get it... My confusion was caused by a Libtard. It's not the whiskey's fault at all... no... really...

III or maybe IV fingers in...
PS. why is "hornio" the verification word?

Dedicated_Dad said...

I wasn't going to comment - had nothing to add that hadn't been said - but then I saw the "WV" word:


That would be "noun - 'The number of quislings like Karl/Carla/whatever vs the number of TRUE Patriots left in our once-great Republic.' "

So far I'd say the Tratio's running about 47 to ...




Witchwood said...

In revolutions, it is the minority that moves the majority, not the other way around.

Anonymous said...

"And I will love him and stroke him and call his name George." -- Abominable Snowman to Bugs Bunny

Isn't it so nice to know that you are so loved?

B Woodman

wv: "bringdap" (??)

Dave B III said...

"coward and a con"

"gay-repressed fartbag"

Yet addresses you as "sir". Makes one wonder just how far down into the primordial mire "it" must have slidden, in order to exist in that plane in which one must look upwards, with due respect and a snappy salute, to the above descriptive phrases.

Ed said...

Mmmmm. Oat meal, flour, sugar, baking powder, butter, vanilla, salt, chocolate chips - cookies! They're keepers!

piraz34 said...

Back in the late Sixties, this then young boy from L.A. (that's Lower Alabama for the rest of ya'll), was proudly sailing around the world in a weapon of mass destruction and wearing the uniform of a Yankee Sailor. Every U.S. Navy vessel of substantial size had hundreds, if not thousands, of fartsacks aboard.

I am unclear as to how many oats one could keep in a fartsack. And I am not sure anyone back in those glorious days ever tried to fill a fartsack with oats. I am sure that a oat-filled fartsack would be to heavy to be carried by one person.

I do know that a fartsack would easily contain a very large fart bag, or two "normal sized" fartbags.

It has been rumored that fartsacks were used aboard Navy ships in an ancient, secret, sacred, and somewhat pagan ritual involved with crossing the Equator.

We now return to our regular scheduled programming.