Huajiang puppy paws for lunch.
Notice: In the event of civilization collapse, remember that Chinese astronauts eat dog meat, and find it quite tasty.
(There is a Great Dane running loose in my neighborhood that would feed a family of five for a week or more. And I just happen to have some Korean recipes tucked back somewhere around here.)
Now, don't you wish to put back some more rations now lest you find yourself later looking at Ole Blue with a watering mouth and growling belly?
Sure you do.