Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Devil's assistant jumps the gun, inserts meat thermometer before the sinner goes to Hell for talking in the theater.

"If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." Shepherd Book to Captain Malcolm Reynolds in Firefly: Our Mrs. Reynolds," 2002.




Sorry, I couldn't help but think of Shepherd Book's admonition after reading this.

Moviegoer Tells Woman to Stop Talking On Cell Phone, Gets Stabbed in the Neck

The stabbing occurred last Saturday at the Cinemark 22

By SCOTT WEBER

A woman talking on a cell phone during a movie didn't take to kindly to being 'shushed' by another moviegoer. Or at least her boyfriend didn't.

In a drama that turned more lively than the one on screen, the boyfriend allegedly attacked and stabbed the 'shusher' in the neck. With a meat thermometer.

According to KTLA:

The stabbing occurred last Saturday at the Cinemark 22 theater at 2600 West Avenue I in Lancaster, according to Detective Richard Cartmill of the Lancaster sheriff's station.

Deputies say that while the movie was playing, a woman was talking on her phone and the victim asked her to turn it off.

The victim was attacked by the woman's boyfriend and another man. Deputies say he was stabbed in the neck with a meat thermometer.


The stabbing victim is expected to survive and is recovering at a local hospital. Two others who tried to help the victim were also injured, according to KTLA.

According to Sheriff's officials, the suspects were described as black males. One man was wearing an orange hat with an orange jersey and the other man was dressed in a black hooded sweatshirt.

There was no word on why the man had a meat thermometer in a movie theater.

11 comments:

Teke said...

My answer to the statement "There was no word on why the man had a meat thermometer in a movie theater." -- Because he could. Isn't that the primary answer to why any individual posesess any object because we can and are free to. Now they will wnat to ban assault thermometers.

Anonymous said...

Any word as to why the victim wasn't armed and why the two thugs are not assuming room temperature?

Anonymous said...

"There was no word on why the man had a meat thermometer in a movie theater."


Perhaps he was a government agent. They occasionally offer seminars where you can learn how to cook methamphetamine and a meat thermometer is a useful gadget for regulating the correct temperature.

DEA teaches meth-cooking 101

http://www.denverpost.com/ci_6003018

MALTHUS

Anonymous said...

To para-quote the old (original, funny) Rose Ann Barr,
"Poke me with a fork, I think I'm done".
The dude with the thermometer was just double-checking, that's all.

Seriously, I hope the victim was not permanently hurt (spinal cord, nerve damage, whatever).

B Woodman
III-per

Anonymous said...

The real bitch of it is that when I'm carrying I try hard to be overly nice such that a prosecutor would not find my shooting in self defense unreasonable.. If that woman was jabbering away on her cell phone while sitting next to me I would have had to grit my teeth an just watch the movie.

There are soultions like 52 inch LCD screens hooked to you pc in order to watch new movies downloaded from the pirate bay dot org.... Of course you will buy the DVD for each of these movies... If the DVD is even out yet :)

Anonymous said...

welcome to zimbabwe

typeay said...

White on black crime "hate" crime has exploded of late. Meaningless PC installed racial guilt, and fearful foot shuffling prevents honest citizens from even talking about it.
I hate the term "hate" crime, because it only seems to apply these days when whites are charged.
I will say this slowly, and carefully, so the moderator understands my position. I am NOT in any way a racist, I am however, a tactical realist.
Everybody, please be careful out there.

P. Pigg, Esq. said...

When meat thermometers are outlawed, only outlaws will have meat thermometers.

typeay said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqS6OFuUXe8&feature=player_embedded

Produced by Knox news . com

Anonymous said...

Typeay:

Not a day passes without my hearing about yet another soccer mom minivan from the burbs, the side door open as on a Huey, carjacking some 24-inch-wheel ghetto catafalque.

Anonymous said...

Yet another reason to wait for the DVD release. Haven't been to a theater in ages. Don't miss them at all.